Arab Times

‘Wife’s Bodyguard’ really misses the target

Reynolds and Jackson again play frenemies

- By Mark Kennedy

Toward the end of “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard,” there’s a scene where Ryan Reynolds is repeatedly smashing a man’s head into a jukebox aboard a yacht, as sometimes happens. Each time the bloodied head goes in the machine, it triggers a new song. Until it lands on “The Sign” by Ace of Base.

“You’re lucky,” Reynolds says to his unconsciou­s rival before walking away to commit more mayhem. “I love this song.”

That single scene beautifull­y captures the essence of the sequel to 2017’s “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” - overly violent, disarmingl­y cute and overly selfrefere­ncing.

Fans of the original will get the in-joke about “The Sign” but the sequel itself will not likely make new fans. It suffers from what many sophomore films fall prey to: Same basic idea, but just make it bigger.

So if the first’s plot was getting a witness to the Netherland­s to testify about an European war criminal, the second is about saving the very existence of Europe itself. If the first had a star like Salma Hayek tucked in, the sequel is her elevation to costar and the massive additions of Antonio Banderas and Morgan Freeman.

Director Patrick Hughes returns for the overstuffe­d sequel but this time has trouble balancing the violence with the heart. Too many characters - a Boston Interpol agent and a rival bodyguard, among them - are blended into an unhinged 007-style plot with a tendency to veer uncomforta­bly personal.

Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson again play frenemies and their exchanges still crackle with electricit­y (and lots of potty language.) Reynolds is bodyguard Michael Bryce, a careful, safe profession­al (“Boring is always best,” is his motto) who has found himself on hard times. Jackson is Darius Kincaid, a shoot-first, reckless hitman.

If “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” was a bromance between these two, “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” is a threesome, thanks to the scene-stealing role of Kincaid’s wife, played with insane energy by Hayek. She’s as lethal and profane and impulsive as her husband. (“Your mouth needs an exorcism,” a shocked Bryce tells her). But the effect is that this talented trio are unbalanced and awkward; three is definitely a crowd.

If there was a stylish chic in the first film, it’s gone in the second, which sometimes seems cloying in its attempt to recreate the first. In addition to Ace of Base, returning this time are repeat references to: “Hello” by Lionel Richie, a gaggle of nuns, the deadly use of a penknife, a Richard E. Grant cameo, someone ejected from a car for not wearing a seatbelt and the leads getting kidnapped by having their heads put in a bag. “This feels familiar,” cracks Bryce. We know the feeling.


The plot puts Reynolds, Jackson and Hayek speeding across Italy to stop a madman from crippling Europe by destroying its electrical and data infrastruc­ture, or something like that. The madman is played by Banderas who has forgone chewing the scenery in favor of swallowing whole chunks of it nosily while dressed like Liberace mated with “a set of curtains.” (Actual dialogue more colorful.)

For some reason the writers - Tom O’Connor and Phillip Murphy and Brandon Murphy - have added an amnesia twist, a digression into fertility, a weird drug trip on a mood stabilizer and an ill-conceived exploratio­n of parenthood and family legacy. Plus, they wasted the skills of Freeman in a nebulous, confusing role, which is inexcusabl­e.

The film is best when it winks at the viewer Reynolds

at one point gets into a vehicle and says “here’s the car chase” - or goes silly over-the-top, as when both our heroes and the villain kindly reference the 1987 Goldie Hawn film “Overboard,” which Banderas calls “a minor classic.” But no one - not even fans of the first film - will find this second one to be any sort of classic at all.

“The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard,” a Lionsgate release, is rated R for “strong bloody violence throughout, pervasive language and some sexual content.” Running time: 118 minutes. One star out of four.


LOS ANGELES: In Enrico Casarosa’s enchanting Pixar feature “Luca,” two young sea monsters frolic along the Italian Riviera, temporary transformi­ng into 13-year-old boys to pose as human and soak up all the coastline’s summertime pleasures — all while hiding their identities. “Luca,” which arrives Friday on Disney+, follows Pixar’s “Soul” in heading straight for streaming, and unlike some other Disney animated releases, it will be no extra charge for subscriber­s. Setting his movie in the 1950s, Casarosa (director of the Pixar short “La Luna”) drew inspiratio­n from classic Italian cinema.

LOS ANGELES: And over on Amazon Prime Video, you can catch Italian director Matteo Garrone’s gothic spin on Pinocchio started streaming last Friday, which came and went in late December without enough fanfare. Based on Carlo Collodi’s 1883 novel “The Adventures of Pinocchio,” this is a much darker affair than the song-filled animated version. While the result may not be suitable for all children, I wrote in my review at the time that it’s a strange, visionary and enchanting old-world fairy tale that any fan of Guillermo del Toro’s films or Wolfgang Petersen’s “The Never Ending Story” should give a chance. (AP)

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