Guy Spy

CLEO (Malaysia) - - CONTENTS -

Green flash (verb): The act of tak­ing off the mo­ment the traf­fic light turns green thus mo­men­tar­ily out­pac­ing other mo­torists and mak­ing you feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious. For five whole sec­onds. Cat smile (noun): The fake grin we give our girl­friends when they show us “hi­lar­i­ous” pho­tos of fe­lines from the In­ter­net.


What’s the best way a woman has bro­ken up with you?

“With an of­fer of ‘one for the road’ sex im­me­di­ately af­ter­wards.” – Jake, 22.

“By text. I knew it was com­ing.” – Eric, 27.

“At a bar. She knew I’d stay there to drown my sor­rows. She called a friend to tell him the news so he’d come and ac­com­pany me.” – Mark, 25. “There is no best way.” – Martin, 18. “De­liv­er­ing a cake to my house with the words ‘sorry, it’s over’. It was de­li­cious.” – Andy, 32.

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