‘SNL’ pokes at Mark Zuckerberg
FACEBOOK’S executives have spent the past few weeks crisscrossing the country on a media blitz, trying to convince people that the company isn’t the corporate embodiment of the “people are products” axiom and to show billions of users that it is solving the problems that led to the Cambridge Analytica data breach.
But for anyone who was confused, that blitz did not include an appearance on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend.
That was Alex Moffat, playing a version of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg who tried to dab, struggled to make eye contact and creepily spoke of his access to everyone’s data, photos and secret dreams.
“Tonight, I’d like to apologise to all 87 million of you, one by one,” Moffat’s Zuckerberg said in reference to Facebook’s recent data breaches. “I’m sorry Ethan Cooperbird of Van Nuys, California, for disclosing that you frequently visit your exgirlfriend’s photo album titled ‘Cancun 2010.’”
When “Weekend Update” host Colin Jost asked whether users would be able to regain ownership of their personal information, “Zuckerberg” responded, “Psh, no. Because it’s mine. You gave it to me. No backsies. And if you don’t like it, you can Zuck it.”
On Wednesday, Facebook said that “malicious actors” used its platform to collect information on its 2 billion users across the world. As The Washington Post’s Craig Timberg, Tony Romm and Elizabeth Dwoskin wrote, the breach “came amid rising acknowledgment by Facebook about its struggles to control the data it gathers on users.”
The other company at the centre of those struggles is Cambridge Analytica, a political consultancy used by President Donald Trump and other Republicans, that improperly gathered information on 87 million people - of whom 71 million were Americans - before the 2016 election.
“Given the scale and sophistication of the activity we’ve seen, we believe most people on Facebook could have had their public profile scraped,” Zuckerberg said, according to The Post.
Hackers on the “Dark Web” harvested email addresses and
Given the scale and sophistication of the activity we’ve seen, we believe most people on Facebook could have had their public profile scraped. Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO
phone numbers recovered from the data breaches, giving the hackers what The Post called “critical starter kits for identity theft and other malicious online activity.” They then were able to build fuller profiles of people, with help from Facebook’s phone number and email address lookup tool.
This week, Zuckerberg is scheduled to testify before Congress, where, as Romm wrote, he will get “an uncomfortable grilling from Democrats and Republicans who believe the social giant is responsible for everything from fake news to online extremism.”
Or as his “SNL” character said:
“My point is, sure, maybe Facebook sold out our democracy to Russian troll farms. My bad. But, on the other hand, Farmville.” — WP-Bloomberg