> Reinforce the pipes

Syabas, we noticed a bend in your pipe near the Carlsberg factory. Suggest you reinforce it with an outer membrane made of steel otherwise it will rupture again due to the strong water pressure. Please take this matter seriously and urgently as it is a recurrent problem that is a real burden to us. It is past midnight and our taps are still dry. Politicians, this is an opportunity for you to show how much you care for us.