The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard at the mamak He’s a down-to-earth guy with a Ferrari.
This banana looks like ginseng.
I’m going to lightly salt this cake with my tears.
I had an emotional reunion with my bun.
I have a deep suspicion of leaves.
At least those smiling hypocrites give you fun.
I can’t have toys, I’m a grown man.
If there’s one thing I have, it is sound.