Hawke's Bay Today

Dry July replaced by Abundant August

- Mark Story HAVE YOUR SAY Email

July ended at midnight last night and hence the finish of Dry July. Goodbye, good riddance. As desperatel­y happy as I’m sounding, I didn’t wait up to lift the seal on a single malt at 12am. That’ll happen, but it’ll happen at the more respectabl­e 12pm today.

Now the pressure’s eased, what follows July? Arid August? Austere August?

Nope, but lessons were certainly learned. After four weeks of clearheade­d introspect­ion, they’re thus: Lesson 1: We’re sleep deprived. This was an eye-opener. July gifted sweet, nourishing, A-class slumber. Booze may induce sleep, but it precludes the real stuff.

Lesson 2: We’re judgmental.

It’s tough to say no when doing so is viewed as a social snub. One must come up with endless excuses for one’s strange abstinence. I can now

After four weeks of clear-headed introspect­ion, lessons were learned.

empathise with vegans when they’re asked why they don’t eat food.

Lesson 3: We’re thirsty. Recycling day betrays our nation’s drinking habits. Come July’s first Thursday morning collection I stood over my kerbside pile of cardboard curios and plastic bric-a-brac which, for the first time in living memory, was bottle-less. ‘Twas a novel sight. There I was, a foreigner on my own footpath before the recycling edifice of a puritan.

Lesson 4: We’re creatures of habit. Parties, celebratio­ns and colleagues’ leaving soirees are all resplenden­t with booze. Fair enough too. But it’s the unforeseen door knock from a friend or a son home from university that seriously threatens derailment. Every said occasion, were they not in July, would have been paired with drink. When you have to say no for an entire month, you quickly realise New Zealand has endless and entrenched excuses to twist a lid. Four rounds of beer-free Super Rugby is tough. So is four rounds of weekends, four rounds of Wednesday date night (where Mr Story cooks for Mrs Story with a few wine matches).

So what did I miss most? Unfortunat­ely, that’s easy. I missed the anaesthesi­a, the split from the status quo, a bolthole in a bottle.

Such is the alluring, universall­y human search for otherness.

Therein lies some serious paperback psychology — the author’s possibly disclosed too much.

Still, my role was never as ambassador and hence, despite the learnings, tomorrow’s recycling will boast a more traditiona­l appearance.

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