Donate, don’t wait to be taxed

The billionaires who signed a petition wanting to pay more tax have finally realised that life has more value than money during a pandemic. They fear a rebellion of ordinary frontline workers who might refuse to work. An extreme revolution might see them too scared to venture out in case the poverty-stricken workers attack.

How magnanimous of them to offer a bribe. Perhaps they should make an immediate donation to keep the frontline workers motivated to risk their lives rather than waiting to be taxed?