HOROSCOPES
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): Do invite the muses to help you with your work. They’ll show up somewhere between fashionably late and laughably after-hours, but they’ll come, and that will make a beautiful difference.
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): You’ll have little need of a remote control today as the events of the day will supply you with entertainment aplenty. The best way to change channels in real life is with your feet.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): Keeping score will be a waste of time. You also shouldn’t concern yourself with who gets the last laugh. As long as everyone laughs at some point, comedy lives.
CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): Reality will be stretched, disbelief suspended – that’s entertainment! Keep a sense of humour whether you sit back and watch or take part in the act. You’ll have a great time either way.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): A fine line separates what’s funny from what’s simply sad. You’ll find that line and walk it with great sensitivity today as you explain what’s going on with you and react to other people’s stories, too.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): Love can seem like a flying bird -– lofty, impossible to catch from the ground, though quite possible to attract. Put out a feeder, so to speak, and create a safe and lovely place to land.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): There are many possible solutions for the problem at hand, including foolish ones marketed to people who don’t know better. You’ll help those with less street sense figure out the right solution.
SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): You get along with everyone, even when they don’t get along with one another. Neutrality has worked out well for you so far. Keep it up for as long as you possibly can.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Sensations will change with your interpretation of them. Like an athlete who pushes past discomfort in the name of building muscles, you may assign a new and different meaning to certain pain signals.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): You’re crossing things off your list, if not actually then at least mentally. But why not actually? You’ll want to look back on these times, so commit the plan to writing; make it official.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You have a suspicion that the strong person you know needs more love and care than most people would guess. You’re onto something. Give them a call.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): You’ll have an instinct for what to handle and when to handle it, so don’t worry about the order of things today; just dive in. The best time to do things will be when they are necessary.