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Neve gonna give you up: Neve merch we need right now
Cute little Jacinda, Clarke and Neve Nativity Scene, with optional Winston as the Archangel Gabriel.
Neve Funko Pop doll in authentic UN onesie.
A handprint-signed US tour shirt with her face on the front and appearance dates on the back (nursing friendly).
Limited-Edition Mt Albert Monopoly Set with sterling-silver sleeping Neve token.
iPhone cover with tiny floating glitter Neves suspended inside.
Neve wahakura replica pen holder and USB drive.
Holiday hell: what to do if Customs demands your phone password
Look around for enough water to drown your phone in and realise that this was the end-game of banning liquids all along.
Say okay and hope it distracts them from the fruit dog freaking out at your carry-on.
Open your bank app to see if you have a spare $5k.
Deny ownership and claim you were only holding it for a friend, like this oddly heavy boogie-board bag.
If they can guess your mother’s maiden name and first pet, it’s all theirs.
Money in the banksy: other things worth more once shredded
Every garment produced this season on
Project Runway New Zealand.
Your rental agreement, since the downstairs loo tested positive for something beginning with P.
Chicken, cabbage, carrot, coconut — and doubly so if you call it a poke bowl.
All those lovely American shares after October’s little “market correction”.
Any young man at Rhythm and Vines.
We wish you a Merry Christmas: recipes to rouse the Christmas spirit
Santa’s Little Helper: one part gin, one part diazepam, and a cherry.
Reindeer Slay: deer-head cheese with shiraz-glazed strawberry “noses” and antler-velvet reduction.
Nutcracker Sweet: an alternative dessert option provided for those without a nut allergy.
All I Want for Christmas Is Ewe: a choice cut of Mouton marinated in prosecco and delightfully dressed as lamb.
Mistletoe and wine: not recommended.