Metro Magazine NZ - - Metrolols -

What’s the best thing about a night mar­ket?

7% The op­por­tu­nity to im­pulse-buy an ar­ti­sanal re­cy­cled-wool Ne­spresso Cosy.

12% The very real chance of mis­plac­ing the chil­dren in a crowd of strangers for long stretches of time.

21% Join­ing the back of a mas­sive queue in the hope it’s for wood-fired pizza and not the ex­per­i­men­tal steamed-dan­de­lion truck.

25% Mar­ket-sham­ing any­one crass enough to use the pro­vided sin­gle-use cut­lery in­stead of bring­ing their own from home.

35% Un­pack­ing your haul at home and know­ing you won’t be short of veni­son chorizo for months.

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