01— Where is everyone?
02— No internet? Feels good, right?
03— More time with the family? Or too much time with the family?
04— Seen The Game Changers yet?
05— So, is that ham vegan … I mean, plant-based? Ah well, why not, just this once, right?
06— Is that a Code Brown on the Safeswim site?
07— Hey, who moved the port?
08— And where did those exotics on Ōwairaka go while we were away?
09— How ’bout that weather, huh?
10— Is the water warmer?
11— Are these storms getting more intense?
12— Are those fires getting closer?
13— Is that glacier retreating?
14— Do you think Greg Foran is looking forward to his “holiday” in New Zealand?
15— Taco Bell’s first Auckland store brought in $100,000 a week in its opening weeks — you know Auckland has actual Mexican restaurants, right?
16— Feeling guilty about festive overconsumption?
17— Where shall we save all our food scraps until 2021, when we get kerbside pick-up?
18— Who’s the best name-suppressed star on your favourite team?
19— Did David Seymour break into involuntary twerking when he heard Act support had “soared” to 2%?
20— How many New Year’s resolutions have you broken already? Or, how many haven’t you broken already?