20 Ques­tions

Metro Magazine NZ - - Etc. -

01— Where is ev­ery­one?

02— No in­ter­net? Feels good, right?

03— More time with the fam­ily? Or too much time with the fam­ily?

04— Seen The Game Chang­ers yet?

05— So, is that ham ve­gan … I mean, plant-based? Ah well, why not, just this once, right?

06— Is that a Code Brown on the Safeswim site?

07— Hey, who moved the port?

08— And where did those ex­otics on Ōwairaka go while we were away?

09— How ’bout that weather, huh?

10— Is the wa­ter warmer?

11— Are these storms get­ting more in­tense?

12— Are those fires get­ting closer?

13— Is that glacier re­treat­ing?

14— Do you think Greg Fo­ran is look­ing for­ward to his “hol­i­day” in New Zealand?

15— Taco Bell’s first Auck­land store brought in $100,000 a week in its open­ing weeks — you know Auck­land has ac­tual Mex­i­can restau­rants, right?

16— Feel­ing guilty about fes­tive over­con­sump­tion?

17— Where shall we save all our food scraps un­til 2021, when we get kerb­side pick-up?

18— Who’s the best name-sup­pressed star on your favourite team?

19— Did David Sey­mour break into in­vol­un­tary twerk­ing when he heard Act sup­port had “soared” to 2%?

20— How many New Year’s res­o­lu­tions have you bro­ken al­ready? Or, how many haven’t you bro­ken al­ready?

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