Give thanks for our modern remedies
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Everyone’s sick. Short-staffed and stressed, many businesses have signs up now: “Please be patient, like the rest of the country we are down many hands!” Even our own household has been through it with what can be only described as a brutal cold. (That’s not the man flu talking, I promise it was bad!)
Itwas with interest I read of the rongoā (traditional Māori medicine) garden being developed on Te Mata Peak. Tyne Nelson and the team are planning forward to an easily accessible garden where people can learn about traditional Māori medicinal plants, and I’ll be taking a look.
There have definitely been more questionable medicinal treatments in years gone by, however, let’s take a quick look back.
The ancient Romans loved a friendly white smile as much as we do now, but instead of a quality toothpaste orsome bleaching gel the preferred method was a fermented urine wash. A popular commodity for multiple uses in days gone by, leaving it to ferment a little would allow the urea to convert to ammonia and then it was gargle time.
Wecan be very thankful modern medicine has brought haemorrhoid cream to market, as one of the previous options was a quick visit to the local doctor to have ahot iron removed from the coals, and then the procedure . . .
Treating one disease with another sounds like a bad idea, probably because it is, but one Austrian man didn’t let that stop him when he realised malaria fever could be used to rid a patient of syphilis. However, one of the unfortunate side effects of malaria was that the patients sometimes died. Not ideal.
Look out if you had asthma in the 1740s and didn’t like carrots— one treatment thrown at that time was a fortnight on a diet of only boiled carrots. Perhaps not great for asthma, but a surefire wayto lose a little weight.
If dry, chapped hands were what ailed you, one possible solution was to take a tub of sour cream, wrap it in a cloth, bury it for a day then dig it up and apply generously.
With the cost of dairy products these days it would probably be cheaper to grab yourself anice moisturiser.
Manyof us maybe a little ill, but thank goodness for modern solutions.