Quips & Quotes

“Supporters of Donald Trump are saying the fact that he lost a billion dollars and then didn’t pay income taxes for 18 years means he is a ‘genius’. So, three marriages makes him a ‘feminist’.” – US talk-show host Conan O’Brien

“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” – US comedian Demetri Martin

“Secretary Clinton is still struggling with millennials. If you’re not sure who millennials are, they’re the ones who never use the term ‘millennials’.“– Late Show host Stephen Colbert

“The one difference between death and taxes is that death does not get worse.” – Will Rogers

“Julian Assange says he has secret information about both Trump and Clinton, and that information may drastically change people’s views of these candidates. Americans replied, ‘Wait, it’s going to make us like them?’” – British comedian James Corden

“Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” – FJ Raymond, quoted on Forbes.com

“Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside.” – US talk-show host Seth Meyers

“If you learn from every mistake, you really didn’t make a mistake.” – football coach Vince Lombardi