They said what?

“I can see breast.” – Paul Henry to Hilary Barry, Paul Henry “She’s not overweight, but she’s a big unit.” – Louise Wallace on Angela Stone, The Real Housewives of Auckland

“I don’t cook, I host.” – Michelle Blanchard, TRHOA

“I actually hand-selected the marble.” – Blanchard

again “You know what I’ve heard about you? F---ing nothing.” – Gilda Kirkpatrick to Angela Stone, TRHOA “I’m not used to little pricks.” – Julia Sloane is given an

injection, TRHOA “There’s no money in poor people.” – Economist Shamubeel Eaqub on Labour’s housing policy, Breakfast “You go to the Holocaust Museum, you think this is as bad as humanity gets. But then you see someone playing Pokémon Go at the Holocaust Museum. You think, ‘Oh! Just got a little bit worse.” – Jack Tame on

Seven Sharp “To be honest, we haven’t even been showering.” –

Emmett Vallender, The Block “I spent the middle of the week getting naked in Hamilton.” – Jay-Jay Harvey, The Friday Show “It’s a little bit funny, you silly bint.” – Hilary Barry, Paul

Henry “It’s my duty to @#$! her right off.” – Angry Naz

Khanjani, The Bachelor NZ “TV3 has a proud history of weekly current affairs, but that’s what it is now. History.” – Samantha Hayes

on TV3’s changes “She’s small, but she ain’t no midget.” – A servant

appraises Queen Victoria, Victoria “That’s the fabulous thing about the Olympics, you pay attention to sports you might not normally, and suddenly – ha, ha – you brush up to become armchair experts!” – Nadine Chalmers-Ross, Breakfast “Now there’s a big sword here, we’ll pull that out [too].” – A healer removes spiritual “daggers” from Angela

Stone, TRHOA “Control is an illusion.” – Mr Robot, Mr Robot “Do you like dogs? I thought I’d either go on a date or get a dog.” – Elaine, First Dates New Zealand “A bunch of ice-veined monsters.” – The Duke of

Windsor on the Windsors, The Crown “Nothing says great live TV like a heart attack.” –

Jack Tame, Breakfast “I can’t get my head around it and I sure as hell can’t get my heart around it, either. It’s too big, too big. They killed our men, our boys. They killed them.” – Leeza Verhoeven, who lost son Zen Drew in the Pike River mine tragedy, Pike River