Life in New Zealand

… called the Southern Scenic Route, that completes a big loop from Dunedin to Queensland via the Catlins, Invercargill and the Milford Road.

Press, 27/12/16

The shepherd’s beaked whale that washed ashore in Timaru on Monday was “clearly sick and emancipated …”

Dominion Post, 29/12/16

Another [commuter] said the township of Paraparaumu should be rebranded Parapara-slowmo.

Stuff.co.nz, 27/12/16

Speaking of fireworks. You people who are pushing them. Are blowing them up in the name of a nutter and criminal who tried to blow up parliament in England all those years ago. I bet you don’t tell your kids that when you blow them up.

Manawatu Standard, 29/10/16 Cromwell College Deserve Success (Font italics please) Promotional pen

He recalls his very first arrest as a rookie being a guy who had broken into a train, stolen all the food and then fallen asleep on it.

Press, 15/10/16

Boys Will Be Boys sees an all female cast clawing their way to the top of the cut-throat finance industry …

Manukau Courier, 13/9/16

Raw Peanuts

Ingredients: Peanuts

May Contain Traces of Nuts Moore Wilson packaging

Plan Change 30 seeks to minimise the duplicity of information assessed under the Resource Management Act … Waimakariri District Council Plan Change Report