WINNING CAPTION
FINALISTS
Julie Bishop: “I can fix the tie, the hairstyle’s beyond me.”
– Richard Alspach, Dargaville
Bishop: “Now, Boris, behave – I promise all the other big boys will be wearing one.” – Hugh Stratton
Bishop: “So, you’re new to foreign affairs?” – Tommy Kapai,
Tauranga
Bishop: “The safety word is banana.” – Sam Kelly, Wellington
Johnson: “And then the priest said to the, er, Bishop.” – Aryan
Patel, Dunedin
Bishop: “You Poms invented the bloody half windsor. Now look at ya.” – Molly Leith, Auckland
Bishop: “Can’t handle a full English Brexit, Boris?” – Hans
Zindel, Palmerston North