WINNING CAPTION
Ted Cornell, Waikanae
FINALISTS
Boris Johnson: “This looks like Theresa’s paddle – she’s further up the creek.” – Bill Grant, Napier
Boris: “Putin does judo. I row.”
– Michael Ramsay, Queenstown
Boris: “Who says I’m always sticking my oar in?” – Hans Zindel,
Palmerston North
Survivor Westminster: Boris grabs
the only boat, leaving Theresa marooned on Brexit Island – Paul Kelly,
Palmerston North
Boris: “Tell Theresa I’ll row her boat, too.” – Colleen Pilcher, Waitakere
Boris: “We should avoid too much Labour and just row Conservatively.”
– David Sellars, Honikiwi
Boris: “I’m oarsome.” – Rex McGregor,
Auckland