Sheryn’s tip

Watch for 'pruner's disease'. This is what I call an inability to stop chopping until trees have been pruned, cut, trimmed, and finally reduced to a stalky fraction of their previous glory. Never leave someone else unsupervised in your orchard with a chainsaw – non-orchard owners are much more susceptible to pruner's disease.

A good example of 'pruner's disease' – step away from the chainsaw.