Cafés that play ay commercial radio stations Get a playlist – blaring radio ads don’t make for a relaxing coffee.
Vegetable food substitutes Cauliflower is not rice. Zucchinis are not noodles.
Bars w with televisions Tacky and encoura encouraging men to be antisocial and monosyllabic.
Fake British B accents You lived in Hong Kong for a year as a chi child, why do you sound like lik Hugh Grant?