The Questionnaire

What are you plugging right now?

Well, I have a new record coming out with Jonah Mociun about eating fruit and Vegemite and a lot of other good things. Then I’m doing the Tim and Eric Awesome Show reunion, and then I’m going to do Season 6 of Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule. And then I have a poetry book coming out with my poems and my art work.

What’s your idea of perfect happiness? What’s your most embarrassing moment?

When my wife left me for Roberto Julius Gonzales.

Ever stolen anything?

When I was 6 years old I stole candy from the candy jar in a store. My mother saw it and she spanked my hand and made me pay triple for it from my allowance.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

‘I like Doris Day from my church. She was very inspirational toward me with all the music and stuff that she did and the movies she did.’ their dreams and their goals.

Final thoughts?

I’d like the fans to know that I’m looking for a model of the Chicago North Shore and Milwaukee railroad and Aurora and Elgin.

David Liebe Hart is performing at Meow in Wellington, Monday, April 17; Totara St in Tauranga, Tuesday, April 18; Nivara Lounge in Hamilton on Wednesday, April 19; and Whammy Bar in Auckland on Thursday, April 20.