In the year 2051

I am at the Inclusion Stadium watching the New Zealand rugby team play Australia. The NZ team consists of 15 different genders who play in a multicoloured outfit.

I can identify the NZ team because they have black tags which replaced the below-knee tackle that was banned four years ago.

I can have a zero-alcohol beer or wine, a synthetic burger and celery sticks. I opt for the sugar-free oat bar.

A person nearby has been evicted for cheering above the set decibel level.

My bicycle is parked in the largest bicycle park in the southern hemisphere.

I am getting a little excited because we have the upcoming 3rd Real Blokes Pride Week taking place. Tickets will include a glass jug of real beer and a Southland meat pie. See you there.

John Logie, Christchurch