That time you realised you have been doing something wrong for years . . . 1.
“I was the director of IT for a very large company. I was given a new cellphone and told to set up my voicemail. I don’t know that when I recorded my name it would be played to whoever I leave a voice mail for. Well the name I recorded was, “Dooder84 Corporate IT Godddd!!!” I worked there for four years until someone in the hallway referred to me as the “corporate IT GoD!” I was so embarrassed . . . ”
2. “My name is Ryan. My mum had told me my name was in the alphabet. She must’ve meant the letters to spell my name were in the alphabet, but nope it took that long to realise the alphabet didn’t go “W, X, Ryan Z.”
3. “Since the dawn of time, I would pick up the silverware and utensils out of their basket in the dishwasher and put them away in their drawers then go back and pick up more out of the dishwasher. Then one day I saw my wife lift the basket out of the dishwasher and I legit stood there with my mouth open.”