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Fire alarm sets lungs burning

- Tom Whipple

THERE are, I suppose, things to be grateful for. First, that I was testing a wasabi-based fire alarm, rather than a rotten eggs or smelly socks fire alarm. Both were tried as prototypes. Second, that inhaling a fine aerosol of Japanese horseradis­h is considerab­ly better than being burnt alive.

But neither of those thoughts occurred as the fiery spray hit my nose, made its way down my windpipe and entered my lungs. Doubled up, coughing and crying a little, my main thought was: ‘‘This is a very silly way to save people from fire.’’

On that, however, I was wrong.

‘Japan and the UK are the only countries I know of where, if you’re eccentric, people are proud of you.’ MARC ABRAHAMS IG NOBELS CREATOR

The wasabi fire alarm is the winner of this year’s Ig Nobel award, awarded for discoverie­s that ‘‘first make you laugh, then make you think’’.

Professor Makoto Imai, the Jap- anese co-inventor, has installed a working model in the Science Museum in London and is taking it on a nationwide tour to coincide with British Science Week.

In doing so he is demonstrat­ing a solution to a deadly serious problem: how do you wake deaf people in a fire?

‘‘By delivering a stinging sensation to your mucus,’’ Imai answered.

The Ig Nobels were created by the American writer Marc Abrahams in 1991 as a way of rewarding scientific research that happens to be funny.

Special commendati­ons this year went to a study investigat­ing contagious yawning in tortoises and another testing how decisionma­king is affected by the need to urinate.

In past years, Britain has done particular­ly well in the awards. ‘‘Japan and the UK are the only countries I know of where, if you’re eccentric, people are proud of you,’’ Abrahams said. ‘‘In other countries, they want you to go away.’’

The wasabi fire alarm will be demonstrat­ed at the Ig Nobel roadshow, which tomorrow visits the University of Dundee, where Ben Wilson, a Scottish marine biologist and Ig Nobel laureate, will give a talk on his studies into communicat­ion in herrings via the medium of farts.

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 ??  ?? Oh, my God: Reporter Tom Whipple reacts after being at the receiving end of the fire alarm that uses Japanese wasabi. Above, the wasabi alarm kit.
Oh, my God: Reporter Tom Whipple reacts after being at the receiving end of the fire alarm that uses Japanese wasabi. Above, the wasabi alarm kit.

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