Capital chatter

@lauraa_ohno

I always forget how double shot coffees aren’t the norm everywhere outside of Wellington. A single shot is not enough.

@hequlliot

I didn’t go to the gym or class today so Wellington brought back the wonderful tradition of headwind resistance training for the walk home from dinner.

@Christ_Monkey

To all those staring wide eyed on Lambton Quay. Yes, me having wet myself is the only logical conclusion you can reach, and spilling coffee on my crotch a remote outside chance not worth thinking.

@DrDreHistorian

Tonight’s arrival into Wellington is a reminder of why this city does not need rollercoasters: why go to the expense of building a theme park when you can get the same level of hair-raising excitement landing at the airport?

@thepundemic

Hard to believe how, several months later, even Wellington’s most central buses are still a mess.

@aimeegulliver

They may be Wellington wind-proof, but it turns out @bluntumbrellas are not puppy-proof.

@TroyHammo

Every year I throw a ‘rooftop Xmas party’ in Wellington and worry about the weather. I’m the dictionary definition of crazy.