The Press

Aussie is just not that into us any more, mate

- Jane Bowron

without so much as a burp.

Take, for instance, the staggering lack of compassion displayed by Social Developmen­t Minister Anne Tolley who said her Government had to draw the line somewhere over benefits for cancer patients.

Their serious illness would not prevent them from being required to regularly produce medical certificat­es to prove they couldn’t work. From the lack of public outcry over this callous decision we can assume that even though many families have been, or will be affected by the blight of cancer, most New Zealanders, to employ the favourite expression of the prime minister are apparently ‘‘comfortabl­e with that’’.

While there has been some anger voiced from our side about Kiwis who’ve already completed prison sentences in Australia having been re-arrested and taken away to detention centres before eventually being sent back to New Zealand, we have been told that our objections will fall on deaf ears.

John Key can ask visiting prime minister Malcolm Turnbull nicely, but the deportatio­n of ‘bad egg’ Kiwis has gained traction with his electorate and the new PM will not be budged.

In a year of special significan­ce to the Anzac alliance it is particular­ly galling that Kiwis living over the ditch have been stripped of their human rights and treated in such a cavalier manner.

Surely in the spirit of reciprocit­y Aussie style, we should stop paying Australian­s living in New Zealand single parent payments, student loans and unemployme­nt benefits.

The little country needs to shove the boot into our big bully brother’s backside and give it right back at ya, mate.

Our Anzac bond is a humiliatin­g one-way street as we continue to look at Australia with outdated sentimenta­l fondness.

In return they see such nostalgic affection as a sign of weakness and can’t believe that we haven’t twigged to the cold hard fact that our bromance is long dead and in relationsh­ip terms, ‘He’s (as in Australia) just not that into you (NZ)’.

Our Anzac bond is a humiliatin­g oneway street . . .

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