KID'S CLUB JOKES

The TV Guide - - PUZZLE FUN -

What did po­lice­man the tummy? say to his are “Freeze, you un­der a vest!” El­liot Smith (Auck­land) What kind of flow­ers grow on your face? ulips! (two lips) en­isha Smythe (Dunedin) the How did wet? sand get weed! sea The Parker Rash­leigh (Waikato) How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rain­bow! Si­na­tra Louis Crutch­ley-Wade (Te Kuiti) knock.” “Knock, there?” “Who’s “Arch.” who?” “Arch you!” “Bless Bishop Kahu Awa­mutu) (Te What did the duck say when she bought some lip­stick? “Put it on my bill!” Jaya Hall (Taupo)

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