KID'S CLUB JOKES
How can you tell when a moth farts?
He flies straight for a second!
Emmy Clyne (North Canterbury)
What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
Mikayla Cross (Auckland)
What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby!
Tyson Scarlett (Hamilton)
What do you call a man with seagulls on his head?
Taylor Roberts (Whangarei)
What did the taxi driver say to the man with one leg and no arms?
You ’armless, ’armless, hop in!
Ella Latty (Southland)
Why was the pea so good at escaping?
Because he was an escape-pea! (Escapee)
Samara Pinson (Wellsford)