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6.00 Ronnie’s Redneck

Roadtrip 6.25 Supergirl 7.10 Criminal Minds:

Beyond Borders 7.55 Main Event 8.50 Survivor: Worlds

Apart 9.40 Supergirl 10.25 Pawn Stars 10.55 Criminal Minds:

Beyond Borders 11.45 Ax Men 12.40 Mountain Men 1.30 Ronnie’s Redneck

Roadtrip 2.00 Ultimate Fishing 3.00 Raw 5.45 SmackDown 7.30 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders: The teams heads to Spain when the ears of an American tourist are found during the running of the bulls festival. 8.30 NCIS: When a Navy computer tech is found dead, the team reunites with Ned Dorneget to investigate. 9.30 NCIS 10.30 Chicago P.D. 11.25 Survivor: Worlds

Apart 12.15 SmackDown 1.55 Chicago P.D. 2.45 Criminal Minds:

Beyond Borders 3.35 Survivor: Worlds

Apart 4.25 NCIS (Until 6am) 6.30 One Born Every

Minute 7.20 Island Medics 8.10 Judge Judy Omnibus 9.55 Inside The

Ambulance Omnibus 2.05 Olive Kitteridge 3.10 Jane Doe: Now You

See It, Now You Don’t 4.45 Village Of The Year 5.45 The Secret Life Of 5

Year Olds 6.40 Call The Cleaners 7.30 My Wonderful Life: Before she died, Karon Peters arranged for her best friend Hannah to be sent to Malta to share one final sunset together. 8.30 Ambulance: A day shift with the paramedic crews brings a spike in mental-health cases. 9.35 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries: Lynley and Havers are sent to a remote Scottish mansion to investigate the death of a famous playwright. However, everybody appears to have a convincing alibi. 11.20 Call The Cleaners 12.20 My Wonderful Life 1.20 Ambulance 2.30 The Secret Life Of 5

Year Olds 3.25 The Inspector Lynley

Mysteries 5.10 My Wonderful Life

(Until 6am) 6.15 Holby City 7.15 EastEnders 8.20 Inspector George

Gently 9.50 Heartbeat 10.40 The Jonathan Ross

Show 11.25 The Graham

Norton Show 12.15 Dragons’ Den 1.15 A Touch Of Frost 3.10 The A Word 4.15 Doc Martin 5.10 Heartbeat 6.05 Would I Lie To You? 6.40 8 Out Of 10 Cats

Does Countdown 7.35 Casualty: Connie returns to the ED and Ruby makes a life-changing decision. 8.35 Who Do You Think You Are?: Michelle Keegan uncovers some exceptional women on her family tree, including a special connection to the suffragettes. 9.40 Inspector George Gently: DCI Gently’s last case leads to political intrigue, corruption and tests him to his core. 11.20 The A Word 12.20 Casualty 2.00 Father Brown 2.45 Who Do You Think

You Are? 3.45 Inspector George

Gently 5.15 Death In Paradise

(Until 6.15am) 6.00 I Dream Of Jeannie 6.25 Car 54, Where Are

You? 6.50 Charles In Charge 7.15 Hart To Hart 8.05 Star Trek 8.55 The Wild Wild West 1.05 I Dream Of Jeannie 1.30 The Andy Griffith

Show 1.55 Gomer Pyle. USMC 2.20 I Love Lucy 2.45 Matlock 3.35 Ironside 4.25 Hart To Hart 5.20 Star Trek 6.20 Bread 6.55 One Foot In The

Grave 7.30 2point4 Children: Nightmares become a reality for Bill and Ben as they spend Christmas with Bill’s mother, Bette. 8.05 Duty Free: It’s the last night of the holiday and David and Linda decide to slip away and meet for one last time. 8.40 Legends Of Comedy 9.40 Cracker 10.40 Bread 11.15 One Foot In The

Grave 11.50 2point4 Children 12.20 Duty Free 12.50 Star Trek 1.40 Hart To Hart 2.30 Matlock 3.20 Ironside 4.10 Legends Of Comedy 5.05 Cracker (Until 6am)

6.05 Shameless Box Set

(Continued) 1.40 Real Time With Bill

Maher 2.40 American Gods 3.35 Band Of Brothers 4.35 Counterpart 5.30 From The Earth To

The Moon 6.30 Save Me: Drama. The police receive a troubling emergency call from Jody and Nelly uses unconventional means to find the property Jody was held captive in. 7.30 I’m Dying Up Here: Comedy. Goldie grapples with Marty and Eli and the comics rally around Bill. 8.30 Trackers: Drama which interweaves three story strands into a thriller spanning the length and breadth of South Africa. 9.30 Chimerica: Drama. Lee follows the trail for the Tank Man through Manhattan’s Chinatown. 10.30 Quiz 11.30 The Loudest Voice 12.30 Save Me 1.20 I’m Dying Up Here 2.20 Trackers 3.20 Chimerica 4.10 High Maintenance 4.40 Quiz 5.40 The Loudest Voice

(Until 6.30am) 6.00 What We Do In The Shadows Box Set (Continued) 9.20 Fleabag 9.50 Eastbound & Down 10.20 Betty 10.50 Last Week Tonight

With John Oliver 11.20 Black Monday 11.50 Pete Holmes: Dirty

Clean 12.50 Fleabag 1.20 Eastbound & Down 1.50 Betty 2.20 Last Week Tonight

With John Oliver 2.50 Black Monday 3.30 Pete Holmes: Dirty

Clean 4.30 Fleabag 5.00 Eastbound & Down 5.30 Betty 6.00 Last Week Tonight

With John Oliver 6.30 The Great 7.30 Vida 8.05 High Maintenance 8.30 We’re Here: Reality

series. 9.30 Real Time With Bill

Maher 10.30 Beecham House 11.20 Crashing: Double

episode. 12.30 The Great 1.25 Vida 2.00 High Maintenance 2.25 We’re Here 3.25 Real Time With Bill

Maher 4.25 Beecham House 5.15 Crashing

(Until 6.30am) 6.00 American Dad 6.20 South Park 7.05 Family Guy 8.30 Futurama 9.10 American Dad 10.15 Bob’s Burgers 11.20 Family Guy Noon American Dad 12.45 South Park 2.00 American Dad 2.45 Family Guy 3.10 South Park 3.35 Most Ridiculous 4.50 American Dad 5.10 Family Guy 5.35 Futurama 6.00 Family Guy 6.50 American Dad 7.15 Most Ridiculous:

Double episode. 8.10 American Dad 8.35 South Park:

Double episode. 9.25 American Dad 9.50 Most Ridiculous 10.15 American Dad 10.40 Archer 11.05 Family Guy 11.30 Archer 11.55 The Daily Show 12.20 Bob’s Burgers 12.40 Most Ridiculous 1.00 Family Guy 1.20 Archer 2.05 American Dad 2.25 It’s Always Sunny 2.45 Most Ridiculous 4.10 Roast Battle 4.30 American Dad 4.50 Futurama 5.15 Bob’s Burgers 5.35 Most Ridiculous

(Until 6am) 6.10 Say Yes To The

Dress 6.35 Untold Stories Of

The ER 7.30 Sister Wives 9.10 Counting On 10.00 Dragnificent! 10.50 90 Day Fiance:

Self-Quarantined 11.40 Dr Pimple Popper 12.30 Dragnificent! 1.20 Dr Pimple Popper 2.10 Outdaughtered 5.40 Say Yes To The

Dress 6.35 Counting On: John and Abbie enjoy their honeymoon in Finland and Jinger flies to Arkansas as Grandma Duggar’s health declines. 7.30 Extreme

Cheapskates 8.00 Extreme Couponing 8.30 90 Day Fiance:

Self-Quarantined 9.25 Dr Pimple Popper: Dr Sandra Lee treats a woman with elf-like bumps on her ears. 10.15 Dragnificent! 11.05 Ghosts Of

Shepherdstown 11.55 Dr Pimple Popper 12.45 Sister Wives 1.35 Long Island Medium 2.25 Say Yes To The

Dress 4.05 90 Day Fiance:

Happily Ever After? 5.45 Say Yes To The

Dress (Until 6.10am)

6.00 Salvage Hunters 7.00 Garden Rescue 7.55 Secrets Of Beautiful

Gardens 8.55 Garden Rescue 9.50 The Yorkshire Vet 10.45 Salvage Hunters 11.40 Great British

Railway Journeys 12.45 Location,

Location, Location 1.40 Secrets Of Beautiful

Gardens 2.30 Find Me A Beach

House: 10 episodes. 7.05 Great British

Railway Journeys 7.35 Penelope Keith’s

Hidden Villages 8.30 Vintage Roads Great & Small: Christopher Timothy and Peter Davison travel from the southern tip of the New Forest and along the Jurassic Coast, concluding at Burgh Island. 9.30 Long Lost Family UK: Alison from Hertfordshire searches for the sister she did not know existed for more than 50 years. 10.25 Holmes + Holmes 11.20 The Yorkshire Vet 12.15 Find Me A Beach

House 2.05 Vintage Roads

Great & Small 3.05 Long Lost Family UK 4.05 Holmes + Holmes 5.00 The Yorkshire Vet

(Until 6am) 6.00 Annabel Langbein:

The Free Range Cook 6.25 The Flay List 6.50 Burgers, Brew &

‘Que 7.15 The Great Food

Truck Race 8.15 Winner Cake All 9.10 Barefoot Contessa:

Back To Basics 10.00 The Pioneer

Woman 10.50 Best Baker In

America 11.40 Baked In Vermont 12.30 Annabel Langbein:

The Free Range Cook 3.00 The Flay List 3.25 Burgers, Brew &

‘Que 3.50 The Great Food

Truck Race 4.45 Chopped Junior 5.35 Kids Baking

Championship 6.25 Iron Chef America 7.15 Jamie’s Quick &

Easy Food 7.40 Jamie & Jimmy’s

Food Fight Club 8.30 Inside The Factory 9.30 The Great British

Bake Off 10.30 Restaurant:

Impossible 11.25 Kids Baking

Championship 12.20 Chopped Junior 1.15 Barefoot Contessa:

Back To Basics 2.05 The Pioneer Woman 2.55 Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight Club (Programmes continue) 6.20 My Wife’s Lodger

(1952): Comedy. PG 7.40 The Bridges At

Toko-Ri (1954): War. G 9.25 Champion (1949):

Drama. PG 11.05 Hollywood Idols: Robert Mitchum (2014): Documentary. PG 11.40 Cool Hand Luke

(1967): Drama. M 1.45 The Mechanic

(1972): Action. PG 3.25 The Italian Job

(1969): Action. PG 5.05 Key Largo (1948):

Crime. PG 6.45 Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958): Drama. PG 8.30 Ace In The Hole (1951): Drama. Starring Kirk Douglas, Jan Sterling. PG 10.20 The Naked Street

(1955): Drama. PG 11.50 The Italian Job

(1969): Action. PG 1.30 Key Largo (1948):

Crime. PG 3.10 Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958): Drama. PG 4.55 Ace In The Hole (1951): Drama. PG (Until 6.45am) 7.05am The First:

Season one. 7.30pm The Wire:

Season five. 7.50 Sink Or Swim

(2018): Comedy. M 9.55 Destroyer (2018):

Thriller. R16 11.55 Ophelia (2018): Drama. Starring Daisy Ridley. M 1.40 The Virtues (2019): Four episodes of the drama. Starring Stephen Graham. R16 5.25 Pick Of The Litter (2018): Documentary. G 6.45 Remi, Nobody’s Boy (2017): Drama about the adventures of an orphan boy travelling across France with a musician, his faithful dog, and his monkey. Starring Daniel Auteuil. M 8.30 The Windermere Children (2020): Drama about child survivors of the Holocaust who were relocated and rehabilitated in the UK after World War II. Starring Thomas Kretschmann. M 10.00 Red Joan (2018): Drama about Joan Stanley, who was exposed as the KGB’s longest-serving British spy. Starring Judi Dench. M 11.40 McMafia (2018): Eight episodes of the drama. R16 (Until 7.45am)

6.09 Lying And Stealing (2019): Thriller. R16LSC 7.47 Boundaries (2018):

Comedy. MLSC 9.28 The Farewell

(2018): Drama. PG 11.05 A Deadly Affair

(2017): Thriller. MVC 12.32 Lying And Stealing (2019): Thriller. R16LSC 2.10 Stella’s Last Weekend (2018): Drama. R16LSC 3.50 Who Took My Daughter (2017): Thriller. R16VLC 5.20 An Affair To Die For

(2018): Thriller. R16 6.42 The Art Of Racing In The Rain (2019): Comedy. Starring Milo Ventimiglia, Amanda Seyfried. M 8.30 Gemini Man (2019): Action. Starring Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. M 10.30 #Roxy (2018):

Romantic comedy. PG 12.15 Breaking & Exiting

(2018): Comedy. R18 1.34 Who Took My Daughter (2017): Thriller. R16VLC 3.04 An Affair To Die For

(2018): Thriller. R16 4.26 The Art Of Racing In The Rain (2019): Comedy. M (Until 6.14am) 6.05 Poms (2019):

Comedy. PGLS 7.33 Incident In A Ghostland (2018): Horror. R18VLSC 9.03 6 Below (2017):

Drama. M 10.38 The Souvenir (2019): Drama. R16LSC 12.38 Domino (2019):

Thriller. R18VLC 2.05 Poms (2019):

Comedy. PGLS 3.35 My Mother’s Murder (2018): R16VC 5.00 Born Guilty (2018):

Comedy. R16 6.45 Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark (2019): Horror. Starring Zoe Colletti, Dean Norris. R16 8.30 Can You Keep A Secret? (2019): Romantic comedy. Starring Alexandra Daddario, Tyler Hoechlin. R16LSC 10.10 Judy (2019):

Drama. MLC 12.05 They’re Inside

(2019): Horror. R18VLC 1.28 My Mother’s Murder (2018): R16VC 2.53 Born Guilty (2018):

Comedy. R16 4.33 Can You Keep A Secret? (2019): Romantic comedy. R16LSC (Until 6.05am)

Thriller.

Thriller. 7.55 Legend (2015):

Crime. R18 10.05 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014): Action. M 12.20 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016): Drama. R16VLSC 2.10 Space Cowboys

(2000): Comedy. PG 4.20 Olympus Has Fallen

(2013): Action. R16 6.20 Sherlock Holmes (2009): Action. Detective Sherlock Holmes and his partner Watson engage in a battle of wits with a nemesis who threatens all of England. Starring Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law. M 8.30 Black Snake Moan (2006): Drama. In rural Mississippi a God-fearing ex-blues musician tries to reform a wild young woman. Starring Samuel L Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake. R16 10.30 Our Idiot Brother (2011): Comedy. Starring Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks. M 12.05 Grown Ups 2

(2013): Comedy. PG 1.50 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016): Drama. R16VLSC 3.45 Space Cowboys (2000): Comedy. PG (Until 6am) 7.13 Local Hero (1983):

Comedy. PG 9.01 Suspiria (1977):

Horror. R16 10.40 L.A. Story (1991):

Comedy. PG 12.15 Raging Bull

(1980): Drama. R18 2.20 Internal Affairs

(1990): Crime. R16 4.15 The Doors (1991):

Drama. R16 6.35 What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993): Drama. After his father’s death, Gilbert struggles to care for his mentally impaired brother and his morbidly obese mother. Starring Johnny Depp. PG 8.30 Angel Heart (1987): Horror. A private investigator must try to find a missing jazz singer. Starring Mickey Rourke, Robert De Niro, Lisa Bonet. R16 10.20 Young Guns II

(1990): Western. PG 12.05 No Way Home

(1996): Crime. R16 1.45 Bring Me The Head Of Mavis Davis (1997): Comedy. M 3.25 The Brothers Warner (2007): Documentary. PG 4.20 What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993): Drama. PG (Until 6.15am)

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FIRST NAMES

What are the real first names of these celebrities? 1. Hugh Laurie 2. Christopher Plummer 3. Tobias Menzies 4. Will Ferrell 5. Liev Schreiber (Answers below left)

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS TODAY

Kathy Bates, 72; Mel Brooks, 94; John Cusack, 54; Janine Duvitski, 68; Rob Dyrdek, 46; Elon Musk, 49; Aileen Quinn, 49.