Finger of fate: Myth and legend of Conway’s amputation
They don’t make them like Richard “Red” Conway any more. In fact, they never really did.
Dick Conway died in Whakata¯ne on Wednesday, aged 87. He played
25 matches for the All Blacks during
1959-65, including 10 tests, debuting in the heat of a Lions series.
Small for a loosie, Conway played the game hard and tackled ferociously. But one deed off the field places him firmly at the heart of All Blacks folklore.
Nursing a broken finger that was going to keep him out of a tour of South Africa, Conway had the offending digit amputated.
This is one of the stories of All Blacks hardmen on which generations of fans were raised, Conway’s finger somehow sitting higher in the pecking order than Buck Shelford’s testicle. I mean, Shelford (for all his toughness) didn’t volunteer to get rucked in the nuts.
There were other stories — Jazz Muller trimming his hedge with his lawnmower; Kevin Skinner taming the Boks in ’56; everything Colin Meads ever did — but Conway’s coolheaded sacrifice topped the lot.
The version I heard was that Conway broke his finger working on a farm (of course!), the pinky getting mangled in a farm machine. In its most well-buffed form, the legend had it that the farm machine came off second best (makes sense!)
So off went Red to the GP. “Sorry mate,” says the doc. “There’s no way this will heal in time for the South Africa tour.”
“There must be something you could do, doc?” implores Red.
“Nope,” says the doc, and then laughingly: “I mean other than cutting the thing off !”
Conway looks him deadset in the eye and slaps his mitt on the doctor’s desk. “Get cuttin’.”
The truth is more prosaic. The finger had been damaged not in agricultural service, but through years of playing softball, in which sport Conway was a catcher.
On his Rugby Remembered Facebook page, sports journalist Ron Palenski tells it straight: “In the summers, [Conway] was a softball catcher and one of the occupational hazards of the position is getting the ball in the hand that doesn’t have a glove.
“The third finger of his right hand was sprained and then broken by balls which whacked into it. The break mended but the finger had a permanent kink and a surgeon told Conway that if he continued to play football, it would break again.
“With the prospect of the tour of South Africa in 1960, Conway decided to get the digit lopped off. The deed was done between the final trial and the naming of the team.”
It was the great Manawatu¯ philosopher Mark Shaw who said of being an All Black: “You’ve got to be prepared to piss blood to wear this jersey.”
Pissing blood is one thing. Unsure of how many would sacrifice a body part? Red Conway put a finger on it.