NOOOOOO ... not a flat pack!
Do I have to read the instructions? While I was strolling through my favourite hardware store the other day, I spied a pizza oven on wheels. Perfect, I had been wanting one for ages and this was going to do the job, great size, easy to use, the only downside was it came as a flat pack.
So, I put on my big girl trousers and purchased the pizza oven on wheels and thought, yes, I can build this!
So last weekend when the rain was coming down in buckets, I thought, what a great day for a spot of flat pack building. Not thinking that when it was built, was it going to fit through the door?
I must admit, I find flat pack diagrams so boring, and I always think I can work it out minus the instructions. You would have thought I would have learnt from the first time I tried building a flat pack, to check all the pieces were there and to read the instructions, even just a glance, but oh no!
I just went for it in my usual go to it style, no crescent to tight tighten nuts, no instructions read, let’s say I built it to look like the picture on the box. For days, a large piece of the build sat on my dining table, I couldn’t work out how it attached.
It was to catch the burnt and used charcoal.
I always find by leaving my build in a place that I keep tripping over it usually makes something happen to my thinking and hey presto it worked, and I attached the random piece and proudly took photos which I sent off to all my friends.
Back came the messages, send a pic of your pizza, so I made some pizza dough, lit the charcoal, and popped in the pizza stone to heat up. Now, I never read the instructions on the pizza stone box, and I never really took much notice of the stainless-steel tray which I thought was just for serving.
Onto the hot stone went the pizza . . . what a disaster, the bottom was black, the cheese ran all over the stone and the pizza was fed to the chooks who I might add were not at all impressed.
So, the following weekend I decided to give the pizza oven another try. I decided to read the instructions on the pizza stone box. It said, make your pizza, put onto stainless tray, and place tray on heated stone. . . oh so that is where I went wrong with my first attempt.
I now see how important it is to read the instructions and what does it matter if I end up with a few spare nuts and bolts from my flat pack. I mastered the art of flat pack making and my pizzas are pretty good.
Those big girl pants really did work, but f I don’t stop making pizzas, those big girl pants really will come in handy!