BECAUSE I CARE
Iknow we are both busy but I think we should take a break and do some fun activity like visiting a park or watching some nice videos together. And I know just the right videos. There is this journalist in Kano who has about 15 hilarious videos of a guy who looks like the Kano State Governor Ganduje (or is it him?) making wads of dollars disappear from the hands of who is allegedly a contractor. I think it will be fun to watch those videos in our spare time. It is really entertaining and although I have watched some of them already, I don’t mind watching it again. It is in fact more fun when I watch videos with you. I don’t want to spoil the suspense but the most interesting thing is how he is receiving the money himself, stuffing it into his babban riga, that kind of low level, low tech corruption that nobody can take seriously. I mean we both know nothing will happen and I am sure Ganduje just stole that money because he realised that with all of the tensions in the country, people dying, traditional rulers being kidnapped and killed on their way from security meeting, we would need some entertainment. I am sure the Kano people will elect him for another term just based on how entertaining he is.
What is this I am hearing about your WAEC certificate? I know you cannot find it. But who cares? Asking you to produce your WAEC certificate is like asking a person who is the Master of Ceremonies at a wedding for his wedding invitation. The man is the MC. If he didn’t have an invitation he wouldn’t have been there in the first place. I know their plan. It is to make people think that you are not smart. But me I think you are smart. Which is why you don’t speak much or do public debates with candidates who are beneath you. Because in the end you know that what Nigerians need is not another person who speaks or another certificate holder but someone who is with a large heart, who can forgive someone like Kemi Adeosun I saw that Ganduje was able to pull out children from school, make them hold placards in his defence as the journalist who released those videos testified before the Kano House of Assembly. I think that is remarkable. We might need to ask him to borrow us those children when we begin our own campaigns.