THE MIX: IF YOU ONLY GO TO ONE CHURCH, YOU MAY NOT GO TO HEAVEN

Calvary greetings brothers and sisters. I do not come to you by chance. I come to you with good news that must be urgently shared. We all know the way things are on Earth right now. With big brother U.S.A bombing countries and then locking their refugees out, President Buhari running Nigeria via telephone roaming from London, and Indomie super pack now N85, from N65 a few weeks ago, who knows if the world won’t end tomorrow? So we must prepare. I have recently been introduced to some spiritual secrets that will make sure our access to heaven is guaranteed. And also before we ascend to heaven, that our money will be long. My good friend, Brother Jonathan, (no relation to Goodluck) was the one that shared this secret with me. Brother Jonathan has revealed to me that we are in a battle season of lack and other evil. The devil is trying to snatch away our riches. Also, he has also revealed that the weapons we need to secure victory is not in one place. (These weapons are really blessings but if you say weapons, the devil will shiver.) Anyway, these weapons are distributed in different portions, across different churches in the country. So if you are just going to one church, you may not be getting all the blessings you need. So. On Wednesday, Brother Jonathan goes to MFM’s Midweek Service. After two days during the week, at work, at home, he might have been exposed to demons, standing in his way of his development. Also, on Monday, he had that meeting and is awaiting feedback. He sent out a proposal on Tuesday. Contract is on the line. On Wednesday, he must back it up with binding, casting. The blessing that is secured only by violence is taken. He has received 30% of his prosperity allocation. On Thursday, he goes to the Abundant Life Fellowship. He will sing hymns. H e will sway from side to side. He will whisper praise and thanksgiving for the projects he is working on. He will access some more of his prosperity allocation. The blessing that is secured by solemn, calm engagement will be released. On Friday, he will go to night vigil and an allnight prayer session. This one is truly special because the leader of the church has proven he has a direct access to God. Brother Jonathan has this access too but he will rather listen to his Daddy on Earth than read his Bible. He will pray non-stop for hours. The blessing that is secured by Pastoral assistance, and long-time prayer is his. On Sunday, John takes it down a notch. He will go to the church that takes elements of the world, to attract the young to the church. There will be a dance session during praise and worship, where attendees can strain their flesh against skinny jeans, and off-shoulder tops. There will be a motivational speechsermon. After John will catch up with fellow churchgoers for brunch or maybe a movie. The blessing that is secured by being in fellowship with God’s children is assured. Jonathan’s blessing quota / prosperity allocation for the week is filled. Heaven is assured. Blessings and answered prayers are ready to pour. He has approached the Almighty in four of his houses. You know it’s not good to keep all one’s eggs in a basket so I think Brother Jonathan is right. I think I will start attending four churches from next week. Won’t you? • This is a true story.

Anyway, these weapons are distributed in different portions, across different churches in the country. So if you are just going to one church, you may not be getting all the blessings you need.