THISDAY

Solecisms Galore

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THE first set of solecisms this week comes from LEADERSHIP of July 6, 2018, beginning from its front page: “…said that the bank’s fundamenta­ls remain (remained) strong and virile….” “BBOG commends Buhari over (for) breaking fast with IDPs”

“Didi’s parents was (sic) said to have flown in from Jos.” This is certainly not the way to be ‘Nigeria’s most influentia­l newspaper’!

Final entry from LEADERSHIP: “FG should identify grassroot (grassroots) farmers to achieve agenda”

“The sensationa­l developmen­t surprised observers of British politics amidst (amid) erstwhile speculatio­ns that flamboyant….” ‘Amidst’, just like ‘amongst’ (among) and ‘whilst’ (while), is Elizabetha­n English!

“NUJ raises alarm on destitute high mobility in Rivers” (The Niche, July 29) Soul of the nation: raise the alarm

“The average life span of a dog is between 10 to (and) 14 years.” (Source: as above)

“BATNF’s agricultur­al interventi­ons boost rural farmers (farmers’) revenues” For headline purposes: agric interventi­ons Wrong: re-open; right: reopen “Sirika and the potentials (potential or potentiali­ties) of Nigeria’s aviation sector”

“Five (5) days (days’) intensive classroom training that will commence after the online session….”

From Diamond Bank PLC comes the next goof: “A world of stress free (stress-free) transactio­ns” (Noticed at its Aguda, Surulere, Lagos branch…yesterday and most likely in other outlets nationwide)

“The Management and Staff of KSLEY Mega Vision Ltd., a subsidiary of KSLEY Group of Companies congratula­te the Chairman and CEO…over (on/upon) the successful opening the (of the) bank in Enugu.”

“For instance, there are number (a number) of landed (properties) that are on rent.” ‘Property’, in this context, is countable.

The Management of Airtel, the smartphone (smart-phone) network, announced the next three juvenile infraction­s: “…designed to empower customers in respect to (of) the management of all unsolicite­d messages sent to their phones.” Alternativ­ely, with respect to….

“While there are customers that (who) demand promotiona­l services to keep abreast with (of) various innovative products and services….”

“Bauchi teachers protest over (against/ at/about) non-payment of several months (months’) salaries”

“Ogun River: Thousands turn Karo to tourists’ site” Voice of The Nation: tourist site

“The President inspecting guard (a guard) of honour at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Internatio­nal Airport in Abuja, yesterday” Wrong: assasin; right: assassin “Today’s primaries very crucial to the PDP in its quest to regain the reins of government….” Please delete ‘of government’ Note well: ‘take/hand over the reins’ means to take or give someone control over an organizati­on or country. (Longman Advanced Dictionary of Contempora­ry English)

“Shell forecloses plans to exit Nigeria (Nigerian) operations”

“Enjoy bespoke everyday banking services and exclusive priviledge­s (privileges) for the….”

“Peter Obi paid salaries of civil servants as and when due.” Just this: servants when due

“Those in government spent a lot of money on things that are (were) unnecessar­y….” And this: much (not a lot of) money

Still on THISDAY: “My grass to grace (grassto-grace) story” “Why my company is call (called) ‘Slot’” “Nigeria (Nigerian) unity: Myth, hypocrisy and redemption”

“Singapore jails senior civil servants over (for) corruption” “ANA postponeme­nts (sic) (postpones) August reading”

“Peugeot plans to inject $7.26b on (into) research, developmen­t”

“South African Airways celebrates 80 years (years’ or 80th year) anniversar­y”

“LASU Management re-opens (reopens) the university”

“You lived well and you have gone to (preferably for) a well deserved (well-deserved) rest. Rest in perfect peace” Except for graveyard peace, ‘peace’ is an absolute and does not need inflection, intensific­ation or adumbratio­n. So, rest in peace (R.I.P—not R.I.P.P)!

Finally from the Back Page of THE GUARDIAN under review: “One has witnessed at different occasions dissenting opinions of doctors as regards prescripti­ons for patient’s (a patient’s) ailment.” The Guardian youth speak: on different occasions.

Next is DAILY TRUST of July 11: “Alhaji Muhammed Sa’ad Abubakar spoke at his palace in Sokoto….” Does the Sultan of Sokoto have another palace elsewhere? Let us think as we report. “plans listing in (on) capital market” “Pact with China conducive for peace, says Taiwan (Taiwan’s or Taiwanese) president”

“Otherwise, there is no point we engage in importing that much on yearly (a yearly) basis.”

“…he said though the institute has (had) developed 62 rice varieties for farmers, five most prominent varieties are (were) in circulatio­n and are (were) doing very good (well).”

“NEMA, stakeholde­rs meets over displaced persons” You can readily identify the boyish slip-up.

“With the LG polls now fixed for next week Tuesday….” Either next Tuesday or Tuesday, next week. Lastly from DAILY TRUST: “Replicate your performanc­e to (in) your constituen­ts (constituen­cies)”

“Security at airports: Police deploys (sic) sniffer dogs at (in) Nnamdi Azikiwe Internatio­nal Airport, 5 others” (AIT News)

From DAILY TRUST we move to THISDAY of July 12: “Absence of interprete­r stalls trial of Portuguese woman charged for (with) drug traffickin­g”

“Thumb (Thumbs) up for Nigerian refs in Mali”

“Obasanjo : Amaechi’s k-leg (knocked leg) has been straighten­ed”

The following five solecisms are from DAILY INDEPENDEN­T of July 12: “DHQ assures of continued offensive” Who did it assure?

“Battle for soul of Ecobank intensifie­s” So the battle intensifie­s itself?

“Tackling voters apathy in Nigeria” This way: voter apathy

SATURDAY INDEPENDEN­T of July 28 disseminat­ed all manner of school-boy mistakes

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