Buhari and Atiku: Well Done and Congrats!
I really want to thank these two old men for the way they carried themselves throughout the campaigns and for once again showing in their efforts that Nigeria remains the very soul of our existence. I thank them for carrying this campaign with discipline, patriotism and so much energy. You will almost not believe that they are two very old men – if you check their real age sef, dem go don reach 100. They jumped, humped, flew, walked, jogged across the length and breadth of the country, campaigning, telling stale jokes, exhorting, pleading, threatening and hoping that we will cast our votes for them. For all these I say thank you. I also want to thank the Vice President Prof. Osinbajo for doing a yeoman’s job during the season. You all tried, thank you. But now the most critical part of the process has begun, which is the part where the votes will be counted and the results released after which if we are not careful we will start seeing ostrich dance by either party. I plead with the two of you who are the main contenders to fear God. As the results are being announced please do not send Orubebe kind people to jump on stage o. I know people like Oshiomhole on the APC side and Dino Melaye on the PDP side are looking like those kinds of people. They should be restrained and not allowed anywhere near those places so that we can have a seamless exercise. All dissents should be taken through authorized processes of complaints and should any of you decide to go to court kindly allow the judiciary do its job. Please Buhari this is not the time to carry corruption battle go Judge backyard. You had all of four years to do that. Please do not use EFCC or DSS to intimidate the judges, let them go and fight Boko haram for this period until the results are announced and we are happy. If you see the way they arrest civilians, you will laugh. They will just be jumping and rolling on the ground with red jacket and face mask as a result of too many American films. Lol. Both of you, this should not be a ‘do or die’, you have served us enough especially you Buhari, you have been there since primary school for Daura under various guises. So if the people say you no try, please don’t argue, just accept it as the will of the people. Same for you Atiku. You know I just found out that you were the oga of Customs during the 53 suitcases saga when your opponent was Head of State. You too have enjoyed enough so if Nigerians say we no gree this time you too don’t argue, just go and relax with your many wives. In fact take a new one. I can assist you with that. So my brothers once again, I say thank you for a job well done. It is now time for us to unite and grow this country. This na my fervent plea to both of you – Buhari and Atiku. God bless both of you.