THISDAY

Giant Statue of Dura

- –– Eleje Abili-Willy, Lagos.

My search for the truth would end up a grope around without the Masters’ key, for the quest is locked in an intractabl­e maze of lingualtra­vesty, figures of speech and dark sentences. Football, otherwise known as soccer, would appear to be referring to wrestling ‘mgba’, mgba-afa birth, which involves a lock of horns of two rams-head, that heard an ask of ‘what is your name’ Gen32:27.

One ram of which heard the other ask, ask of what, of Joker, the king of domino, card of whot. Worth of an evil triangle-plot, by king-David, that arose from off-side of his bed to do somethings - queer. Square peg in round hole of a circle. Cycle of the plot upon which wrests He, as rod of the wicked, where-in is no peace 2sam11:2, Isa57:21. Plot as a set-up of a golden giant statue on the plain of Dura, as a goalee in earth.

Goliath a euphemism for a golden world-cup, the corpse of wine in worship of gold not God Dan3:1, Dan5:4. Worship by fans with all manner of music Dan3:7, in the field, of the play. Plain of Dura upon which the statue is erected as writing pen-is Dan 5:5. Penis-hood as the head, upon witch-handkerchi­ef-amiss, is made as ask of what. What-ask, a-mischief, chief of Ur-bastion of mast, masturbati­on, the mast-Ur bu-nation of the soul of prey, iya hunted Gen28:12. Prey-iya, prayer as a witch hunt of man, man-hunted as a sport, spotted goat of Jacob, as impostor on the game of Isau Gen27:3, Gen 30:32. Isaus’ seed sewn as pillow, pill-low of all kinds, Kines drawn as pulley not as pushi-cart-van of atonement Gen27:16, 1sam6:12.

A-tone-ovan, as metaphor for the stones of scrotum, called Amu. Arm, pit of which, is a euphemism for the round hole of vaginal-orifice, called Otele. O-tele-cast of stonethrow-in-come of return Dt23:1. Return match of the draw out catch with magic-net, magnetic field of play and theatric-cks of the cash net-brake-even withdrawal from a grouse, if not by the hook of the catch Mk12:13, Lk5:6. Catch by the goal-keeper of football played as soccer Ezek13:18, Judg21:21. Soccer-wrestling of Di-mgba-si what, in mgba-afa-birthday Mk6:19-30, as a day of writ of alphabet, bet on a match of asomu-mpi known as the soccer o-tele devised, televised for a glimpse into the crystal balls as foot of the bill of thy invoice Prov16:33. Bill of divorce foot-ball, the score-settle, meant as adumb-ration of testis by shearers Jn19:24, as a-fore-cast, rated works of life-time and chance in a close shave of 7-lucks of hair Judg16:19, as an o-menu endorsed in a craft of wishes. With-craft coterminou­s with soccer, that involves luck, lock of horns by two rams in ozizza ogbor-agha, which is a dance to nkwa umu-agbogor, a euphemism for sweep up of war front as the field of plain in earth, planet swept by daughters.

Doubters which are spectators, speculator­s as to head-win or tail-lose in a toss of coin-incidence as perhaps of chance. Chance as per-Cent of two mites, might of team-bet of the fathers-right on the mothers’ left palm. Palmetry of Isau, discarded as odd, in a get even-number of sperm count as Jacobs’-goal. Goal as the score of two-entry, twenty pieces of silver cup to-win, twin as, Jay-cup and Isau-mpiiko. Iko, the silver-divine-cup of Joe-self-ish. Fish known in Ehugbo as Uba coterminou­s with wealth, commonweal­th-show-gum of King He-rod as the meeting of teams convened in earth.

Convenient birthday feast of Lords of the beast-mark on earth, market plot of the lords as the referee of a-V.A.R. Aver, supposed to be of De-video, David aver-meant as the kings’ oath of orifice. Office which is the post, of goal. Goal which is a dribble of aqua-El, the spermato-ozone and sexgarment of appara-elfs-wear. Swear as the vow, of He-rod to a better-half of the kingdomlan­d promised to her daughter Ese, as nkwa umu-agbogor, made to her dance.

Dalliance in ask-amiss known as ajuju-Ese, esem okwu okuko ndugbo, a quarrel of couples. Aqua-El of copulation in mate with Queen Herodias, of John de Baptist to ask. Tax as the charge of Ceaser, the charger of Johns’ head, as pen-ulti-mate. Penalty mate as price-son to enter veranda, prison-veranda enterprise, of van in atone-ment. Tonovan as wine of tomb bu ili nkwor, in corpse en-graved as the head of Ceaser. Ceasers’ engraving, a super-inscriptio­n on farthing by the hand as a fowl of the air in the farting of Elf.

Elf-farthing, which is a half-Penny to ask. Tax by the He-rod of the stem of Jersey, for son-free-kick Isa11:1 Mt17:25-27, Mt22:19-21, sons’-re-free of charge for the born-answer, bonanza of the soccer-fans Jn6:11 Lk20:46. Fans blowing an ill-trade-wind break in farting of Elfs, Elf-father, Ephphathah Mk7:34, the Elf-fiva-cents, effervesce­nt of the sprites known as Elf, father of whom is Jesus, ahatrick-star, Okpo-kokoror, the key of David and Christal-is man-zanna, the Amu-let into feast of soccer, Oshoka-mpi, Chef-of rollets, Corner peace of the plot of land-Lord of Lords, Domino-King of kings-cross, the whot-as-perhaps power, the Al-mighty.

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