RINGING ALARM BELLS ABOUT SEX ENHANCEMENTDRUGS DUKE SUMMIT – ‘HE DON BEG ME’

In the last two weeks, we have been inundated with stories of Nigerian men losing their lives on top of women. Sex enhancement drugs being the cause. You see, these enhancers have been with us since time immemorial. It used to be traditional things, like the ones that those mallams will be carrying around the streets and be asking you if you need. We used to see them a lot in Shomolu then. Those ones used to be herbs and if you take them, the worst they will do for you is that at the point of climbing, you will suddenly start to feel like going to the toilet and before you know it, you will purge everything. But today, it’s all sorts of chemicals laced in pills and capsules and men who are already ladened with blood pressure issues and the sicknesses of the 40-year-old and above like diabetes will just slump on top of the very sweet thing that is a voluptuous curvy woman. For me, I think once you start hearing your woman say things like – hit it, harder, faster, shift my womb, don’t stop, please just stand up, take your bath and go and watch football. Don’t be pressured to perform cos that is what will lead you to going to take all these funny drugs and before you know it, you will be humping your way to hell fire. Me, I know my limit o. Na five minutes and na to rush go eat afang to refuel o. I tell Duchess any attempt to be shouting all that – smash it, break it, faster – I go just return am to him papa house because I cannot come and kill myself and leave my children. Life is not that hard. Please my brothers, avoid these sex enhancement drugs, take plenty afang, I tell you it works wonders and if it doesn’t work for you, no worry after all, na your mate they win Nobel prize for chemistry , them no dey give Olympic gold for that one. Let’s be careful.

It was Fela Kuti, that late great hornsman who shouted that the Judge that convicted him had come around to beg him. This led to a huge storm, his release and national infamy for the Judge. Well at the Duke Summit this week, me and Osa had a go. The summit is a very robust platform and passion flies at times. So Osa who is a major contributor and myself had a go and strangely the man left the group. Come and see unity in begging. Who say that Nigerians are not united? Members from all geographical locations, religious affiliations and sexual orientation come dey beg me to put him back. I am the Duke of Shomolu, the convener and founder of the Duke Summit and by the grace of God the Afang Summit. They beg o. James, Dapo, Kabiyesi, Tolu, Wole and Demola all were just begging. Even Adamu from the North and Tanko all put mouth. Come and see how APC and PDP, IPOB and NEF all forgot their differences to beg the lord. All the time they were begging, I was busy with my Afang and Fufu ignoring them. When I was tired, I gave the following conditions for his coming back: he must state very clearly that Buhari is the best President ever, he must state his position on Tinubu’s candidacy and tell me why Donald Duke failed in his own bid. He must also take a stance on the Obaseki/ Oshiomhole wahala and finally he must tell me that I am the mightiest Duke of Shomolu and that he will support my senatorial bid. He met all these conditions and as a leader of integrity, I put him back on the group. The Duke Summit is a veritable platform that has been set up on whats app to discuss Nigerian politics and its actors. Membership is open to all as long as you accept that the Duke of Shomolu remains the leader with no tenor limit, not to be opposed and must not be criticised or else I remove you immediately.