Soludo vs Peter Obi: The Professor, The Trader and Massive Lies
You see, I really do not understand why Mr. Peter Obi will be going up and down the country and just be giving us ‘fabu’. This kind presidential aspirant is a new one o. Kai! In defense of his position as shredded by Professor Chukwuma Soludo, Obi was reported to have claimed that he was ‘number one in health’ and that he won the Melinda and Bill Gates prize. But what he actually won was the number one governor in the South-east in the eradication of polio and not in health nationwide as alluded. Basically, land of the blind, one eyed man is… So, you see, at times when we want to pity Obi, he himself will not be pitying himself with all of these ‘fabu’. The thing is getting too much o. Someone should advise him. Anyways, that was how the professor entered the matter and tore Obi to shreds. Prof. was not in a joking mood o as he fired from all cylinders. “Obi cannot win,” he bellowed in his baritone voice. Who is Obi to win? The man no dey baff and as such he cannot be president. He is just wasting his time and that of Ndigbo. How can a man wey never brush teeth since he left APGA win the election? My people, this Soludo no be real person o. This level of bad bele can only be seen in run down brothels, where expiring prostitutes fight for a receding clientele base. This attack was devastating, well-oiled and primed for maximum effect. As we say in Shomolu, ‘Soludo really mean Obi.’ Coming from his home state governor, this
attack was not going to be ignored. I called Obi and said, “Bro, ignore this person. No even answer am.” Obi replied, “Duke, me wey go soon release him nudes?” I shouted ahhhhh, abeg we no want see Prof whittled down glory o. Obi against my advice came out with seven guns: “I am but a lowly trader, what do I know. Shebi na you be the Prof, oya go and do better.” This Obi impressed me with that response o.
Not like them Dino or that squeaky voiced Keyamo who will be out there doing Baba Sala instead of engaging. That response should have put Prof in his place. But not this Prof o. This one that has turned Anambra into one of the dirtiest states in the country? Is it not this Prof who out of nothing to do, sent people to go and beat up my pastor – the great Lion of Odumeje- the liquid metal? Prof says he will not be intimidated by bullies.
He will say his own and really do not care if his sex tape is released to the public. He has already explained to Madam and as such he will continue to say his own. Poverty according to him under Obi increased by 50% and dropped fantastically to 14% during Obiano’s time. You guys remember that one abi? That is the one that his wife is a ‘slapper’ abi a ‘slappee’. This Anambra people, na drama house of horror. As I write, I am trying to reach Obi feverishly to beg him to allow sleeping dogs lie, because the next thing now he will drop another fabu that during his time, Anambra recorded more pregnancies among 60-yearold women making him win the first prize in insemination. An award given to him by Hugh Hefner, the late great promoter of my first porn magazine, Playboy. People of Nigeria, Obi has been stripped naked by no less a personality than his own state governor, the erudite Professor Soludo. I think his campaign has been mortally hit and I really do not see any hope of recovery and it is in this regard that I really do wish that Obi has anything on Soludo that we can use to make him pay. A sex tape, a nude photo, Soludo begging for food in school anything that will also damage him. He cannot go scot free after what he has done. He too must suffer. This was a massive blow. Kai! Soludo but you wicked sha.