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Makabagong kasabihan: “Magtanim pa ng maraming damo dahil dumadami na ang mukhang kabayo”.— ( 09212427147)

—oOo— C baby centipede lumapit ky daddy centipede, may bnulong… Hnimatay ang dadi! Ano kya ang bnulong ng anak? “Dad, bili mo ko slipperz! Havianas!— Jftbrz ( 09212427147)

—oOo— Polis: Lisensiya! Driver: Eto, po! ( P100) Polis: D aq 2mtnggap nyan, born again aq! Driver: Sori, po. Polis: Eto sobre at bolpen, isulat mo Love Offering!— ( 09097362492)

—oOo— Why do women wear panties? Because occupational health & safety standard state: “All manholes must be covered when not in use!”— D ( 09212427147)

—oOo— Patient: Doc, worried ko, uy, kay sobra akng biga. Dr: Gsto nmo tambal pawala sa biga? Patient: Noooo! Akong gusto knang tmbal pwala sa worry! Hehe!—( 09104959641)

—oOo— A woman told her psychiatrist that shed fallen in love with her vibrator. “It’s not as bad as it sounds”, she said. “It’s just an on- again off- again relationship.”—( 09212427147)

—oOo— Beautiful story 4 ds quiet nyt. 1 girl hu rentd a room, ngtka kng bkit maingay ang kblang room kht ala nman tao…

Silip xa s butas, ol she cn see was blue color… She ask d janitor.

He xplaind, may nmatay kc jn n grl a yr ago & 1 thng u cn notice on her is she has blue eyes. Gd nite!—( 09212427147)

—oOo— Misis: Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmhal, msipag, mpagkalinga, msarap magluto? Mister: Guni- guni!—( 09212427147)

—oOo— An anti- Christ couple had a son. Dey nvr introduce nor mention God to der son. One day, da couple was killd in front of him. Deir neybor adaptd da child & enrold him in a Christian skul. Dey told d teachr dat d boy did’nt knw anything about God. During class, d teacher showd a pic2re of Jesus & askd, “Hu among u knws ds man?”

D child raise his hand. Da teacher was shocked. D child answered, “He was d man holding me tight wen my parents died!—( 09212427147)