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1 night sa cemetery… Guard: Susmaria! Abi nako kalag ka! Unsay imong gitiltil diha sa nitso?

Lady: Wrong spelling ako name! Basaha god!— ( 09325173676)

—oOo— Iiyak kb kpg nmtay nko? Pptak b luha mo dhl wla nko? Mmimiss m kya mga kakulitan ko… o bka s libing ko igo rka manago og pan ug Zest- O!—( 09204105381)

—oOo— A guy visits hs dying chinse frnd. D chinese sed. “HONG PI CHICK” and a few scond he die. D guy wnt ol d way 2 china 2 find d meaning of hs frndz last word. And he ws so shock aftr hearing d meaning. “AYAW TAMAKI ANG OXYGEN”!— ( 09071458366)

—oOo— 6 parts of MEN are useless: adam’s apple that cannot be eaten, 2 nipples without milk, 2 eggs you cannot boil, and a bird that cannot fly.— ( 09106569782) —oOo— Miz n kita! Kanina pgkain ko face mo nsa plato, pg inom ko mukma mo nsa baso. Ano b i2? Pati b nman s redhorz kw ung kabayo?— ( 09106569782)

—oOo— Dli nq gs2 nga ak lng mgdcyd, gs2 nq ktang 2. Kng d nta gnhan d mgklaro ta, gkapoy nkog huna2 ba! Nglibog n jud q s a2. Unsa mn? Magbiko to o magbinignit?—( 09284694630)

—oOo— Nanay: Anak, lutuin mo nga yung sardinas. Anak: Nay, kkaliskisan k poh ba? Nanay: Tanggalan mo na din ng hasang ng msulit mo ang ktangahan mo! — ( 09106569782)

—oOo— Amerkano: Lets work 2geder. Pilipino: Tayoy magtulungan. Amerkano: Let us strive. Pilipino: Tayoy magsikap. Amerkano: In union der is strength. Pilipino: Sa sibuyas may titigas! — ( 09103454386)

—oOo— Dugay nakatempla og juice c inday. Hilom lng cya nkatutok sa botelya sa juice. Kay ang nakasulat: “CONCENTRATE”! — ( 09106569782)

—oOo— Every situation will have something positive… even a dead clock shows correct time… twice a day!— ( 09106569782)

—oOo— Tungod sa kasuko sa Dios sa “BITIN” sa pgtental kang Eva ug Adan, gitunga sa Dios ang “BITIN”. Mao nga ang babaye naay “BI” ug ang lalaki naay “TIN”! — ( 09325173676)

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