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No. 09496904091

At sa dinami- dami ng mga tao, diba nakakapagtka kung bkit tau pinagtagpo? Sbi kc ni Lord, bsta mga badlongon angay tapokon! — ( 09104230481)

—oOo— Boy: Bukas na bukas ha! Sisingilin na kita ng renta! Girl: Bakit nman? Boy: Dahil matagal ka na kasing nakatira sa aking puso! Happy Valentines! — ( 09302247352)

—oOo— “Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo kung wala kang pinagiinitang bago.”

Yan ang tinatawag na climate change— dala ng malanding panahon.— ( 09075764773)

—oOo— GF: Luv ngkaon q og calamay kron, nkahnumdom daun q nmu pgkaon nq.

BF: ( Gikilig) y man? 2ngod ba kay sweet ko?

GF: di oi! Mura mn god kag nawng og bagol! — ( 09213487662)

—oOo— Question: Bkit marmaing plants xa HNU?

Answer: Syempre to protect us from zombies. U knw nman… andito ang mga BRAINS.— ( 09308771550)

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Boy: mahal na mhal kta, lhat ng kaya qu, qu ibibigay qu. Handa aqong mamatay pra pr sa’yo.

Girl: tlaga? SAMPLE! SAMPLE! SAMPLE! SA — ( 09308771550)

—oOo— Why do the alphabet song & twinkle, twinkle tw little star have the same tune? tu Stop singing! Im just asking! — ( (0 09104230481)

—oOo— Girl: Gnahan q sa imo eyes. Baw’g kag ka pilok Boy: Tenk u. kaw, bawg pd. Girl: char! D q baw’g pilok oi. pero tenk te u pd.

Boy: Baw’g ilok ba! — DJ ( (0 09231410478) —oOo—

Maestra: What is the meaning of B. S. P Juan?

Juan: Boy Scout of the Philippines Ma’m.

Maestra: Korek. Whats the meaning of BPS? You, Jose. Jose: Boy Philippine Scout Mam. Maestra: Wrong! Jose: Binisay- on lang nako, Ma’m? Maestra: Sige, unsa man bi? Jose: Baboy Pinakalami Sud- an! Maestra: Najabag na! — ( 09395942965)

—oOo— A maid was dancng wyl scrubing d floor when d vstor arrived… Vistor: Muchacha ka day? Maid: Yes, Sir. Motango ug moboggie sad. — ( 09239926162)