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Si Lando nanuroy og sundang… Lando: Sundang… sundang mo diha… hait kaayo. Si Igong nanuroy pod og habol… Igong: Habol… habol… habol… Lando (nangisog): Unsay habol… itigbas nuon ko ni sa imong liog, awon ta lag di ba na maputol dayon!—Billy Joe Palban of Tagbilaran City (09072150863)
—oOo— Customer: Daghan mo stock bugas, Day? Tindera: Naay daghan, Sir! Customer: Papalita kog 1! Customer: 1 ka load or 1 ka sako? Customer: 1 ka kilo! — June (09095690495)
—oOo— Nag-estoryahay ang usa ka lalaki ug babaye sa sulod sa barko…
Ulitawo: Tupad ra ba tag teheras, Day, pasensiya ka na ha, kay damanonon ra ba ko. Kon damanon ko no, kusog ra ba ko mananday.
Dalaga: Ako sab damanonon ra ba pod ko. Kon damanon ko no, mangumot ra ba kog itlog!—(09462332427)
—oOo— Sex is a… DUTY if done with your WIFE. An EXERCISE if done with your GF. An ART if done with your NEIGHBOR. An EDUCATION if done with a FERTILE FE WOMAN.
A BUSINESS TRANSACTION if done with wi your SECRETARY.
A PAST TIME if done with a PROSTITUTE. PR
A SOCIAL WORK if done with the one YOU Y DON’T LOVE.
And a CHARITY if done with an OLD MAID! M — (09195186538)
—oOo— A rich lawyer was n his limo, when he saw 2 men m on d road eating grass. He stopped. Lawyer: Wy r u eating grass? Man 1: We don’t hav money. My family s starving. st Lawyer: Com 2 my haus & eat der. Man 1: I hav a wife & 2 kids. Lawyer: It’s ok. Take dem. Man 2: I also have wife & 5 kids. Lawyer: Take dem too. 2 Men: U r so kind! Lawyer: U’l lov 2 eat at my place. D grass is almost 2 feet tall! — (09089431588)
—oOo— Pedro: (Sa makalilimos) Bay, curious lang ko, pila ang kita mo sa usa ka adlaw? Makililimos: P200 ang labing gamay. Pedro: Okey man pod diay, no? Sa anang biliha, unsa may mapalit nimo?
Makililimos: Kasagaran usa lang ka venti nga mocha frap & cinnamon swirl sa Starbucks. — (09106569782)
—oOo— An elephant ask d camel “why do u hav ur boobs on ur back?”
D camel laugh & replied, “wat a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face.” — (09103454386)