THE rich dude
Sure, not all rich guys are bad boys, but some are. They buy women’s hearts with LV’S and Chanel. They raise a noisy fuss when the waiter at a restaurant serves them a subpar meal. Rich dudes believe that they are superior to the rest of the human race just because of their money. If you’re middle-class, not that bright, and you have no means of creating a phone app that will turn you into a billionaire, forget it. You’ll never be rich. Just buy a local beer on your way home, drink it—alone—and be happy with your “okay” paying job. Your sincerity and total acceptance of your lot in life will attract the right girl.