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“Hey fam­bam. I hope you’re hav­ing a great day be­cause I’m hav­ing an amaz­ing day be­cause you know how it is. You guys know! How. It. Is. We’re about to make his­tory hap­pen to­day be­cause we’re get­ting a car. A freak­ing car thanks to all your con­tin­u­ous sup­port. I couldn’t have done it with­out you, bo­hemi­a­n­army/— This is how an influencer would buy a car. The sleek and sporty baby Bimmer is the per­fect car for an influencer be­cause it del­i­cately strad­dles the gray zone be­tween some­thing you can only dream about (hence your in­fat­u­a­tion with its owner’s Youtube videos) and some­thing you can ac­tu­ally af­ford if you work your ass off (hence why its man­u­fac­turer lets him “own one.”)

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