JOKES COLORED

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Pedro: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel. Juan: Buti ka pa, ang asawa ko buhay pa. Paano malalaman if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or dog? Pinch a piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. If the cat likes it…rat! If it doesn’t…cat! If it runs…dog! Lumubog ang barko. PARI: San Pedro, San Jose … MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara… INTSIK: Lubok na balko, tawak pa kayo pasahelo!

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