‘Pa-kilay’ live online
I don't usually watch live selling of goods on Facebook. (baka wala naman kasi akong pambili!) But I am amazed every time I see online sellers on my wall. (maliban sa mga hubad na boylet na nakikita ko sa feed ha!) They have a different level of energy when they sell. (sana lang talaga may bumibili ha!) They also have their respective gimmicks to attract viewers and buyers. Some of them use vulgar words to get attention (yung bibig na ayaw ng MTRCB!). There are sexy sellers. (padibdib for girls, pabukol for boys!) Celebrities have also found their space on Facebook selling. (si Mariel Rodgriguez nga may bonus pang Senator Robin Padilla and his…sex appeal!)
We used to see only clothes and bags for sale, but the market has evolved. They can now sell anything like perfumes (na di mo naman maaamoy online!), housewares, kitchenwares, toys (pang begets man o pang adult!), and even plants. (baka nga booking meron na rin!)
I believe that I have a talent for convincing people. I am not sure if I can be an online seller! (unless may sure buyer!) But no! Last week, I did a Facebook live. (bilang hayok ako sa raket!) It all started when I was invited to join Paranaque Mayor Eric Olivarez for a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the House of Brows and Lashes branch in the South. (feeling close nako ako kay mayor!) The owners, Bryan and Tin, suggested launching an online show for me. (featuring my kagandahan at kaseksihan!)
We called it HBL live with MR.FU. ( (brainstorming pa ng 5 days ang title na yan!) The one-hour show explains the services for eyebrows and lashes. It also features a Q&A segment to understand the procedures fully. (hindi kasali rito ang pa-sex change ha!) I have angels in the show, Loren, Ann, and John, who help me with the queries. ( para maka-harbat din ng clients online!) They are trained by HBL’S Chief Artist Ms. Catherine. (na may accreditation sa Korea at nagtuturo sa mga artists nila sa kanilang 27 branches nationwide!)
To make the show more exciting, we have the What’s in the Jar?! game with HBL vouchers as prizes. (hulaan lang laman ng jar habang kinakalog ko! bagong bagong concept ha!) Viewers can also avail of major discounts (major kasi hanggang 80 percent off!) Watch HBL live with Mr. FU every Friday at 12:45 pm on the House of Brows and Lashes Main Facebook account. (balak din ata akong kilayan nang live!)
Nice brows are now part of one’s look. (yung gasgas na linyang kilay is life!) Many people want to wake up in the morning with unaffected eyebrows and eyelashes. (yung gasgas na linya na ring woke up like this!) This is also not exclusive for women because every gender (na napakarami ng kategorya!) can have it. (wala akong pa-jacket pero…bigyan ng kilay yan!
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