The ex-boyfriend who went viral on social media
During my more than a decade of giving love advice on my radio show, one of my favorite topics was about one’s exlover/ partner. (di pa magsipag move on!) That’s why I am not surprised that It’s Showtime’s Expecially For You on ABS-CBN is always trending. (yang mga ex na yan, dapat ekis na!)
I haven't seen the segment (bilang suplada ako. chos!) but according to my assistant Ferro, it’s a dating game with a twist because the searchee’s ex partner appears on the show (huntahan ng emosyon at sa harap talaga ng madlang pipol ha!)
I was so amused recently when netizens would tag me about one episode on my social media accounts. (di naman ako close sa show!) One contestant who went viral was one of my guests on our Youtube show, WTFU. (akala ko naman ako ang trending!) His name is Roswell Matteos, and he appeared on WTFU three weeks ago. (na may pahubad sa show namin siyempre!)
Roswell was the talk of the town because of his intriguing love life and “bulging” pants during his TV appearance. (napa-zoom in daw ang mga acla!) I cannot comment on his issue with his ex-girlfriend. (sa mga ex ko nga wala akong paki!) But with his Viral Bukol Hunk title given by the viewers, I suggest you check his WTFU interview. (in fairness, dinagsa kami ng views ha!)
In his guest appearance on WTFU, the 24-year-old high school graduate mentioned wanting to try showbiz. (i-try din kita bro.. maging tropa!)
“Siguro wala pa yung producer o yung opportunity. Ok naman sakin yung mga sexy roles. Basta maganda yung proyekto. Magpakita ng behind, pwede. Yung harap, pag-iisipan," Roswell explains. (wala pa yung producer, pero nandito ako bro!)
He is just undecided if he can give his acting abilities on BL series or gay films. “Mapagiisipan din naman po yan. Maraming mga sikat na artista ang nanggaling dyan tulad ng idol kong si Coco Martin.” (sa quiapo natin gawin ang eksena natin bro!)
The freelance model admits to getting indecent proposals on social media. (block mo mga vakla!)
“Minsang grabe din yung bunganga. Prangkahan na. Minsan nagtatanong magkano ka, bayaran ko gabi mo. Magenjoy tayo. Wala akong sinasamahan. May paninindigan tayo e. Matigas," Roswell shares. (tigasan mo pa bro..yung paninindigan!)
But he assures his followers that he is amiable and fun loving person. "Palakaibigan ako kahit saan, kahit pa LGBT pa yan. Kung ok naman sila. Ok din ako sa kanila. Pero kung pineke ka lang nila, dun ako umeexit." (ay sakin walang peke, all natural ito bro!)
Roswell is also a proud “romantiko." “Simple lang ako magmahal. Kung anong ipakita sa 'king pagmamahal, ganun din ako sa kanya o higit pa." (patingin bro! game!)
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