Handsome hunk caught with closet gay

HANDSOME HUNK went on a “date” with Closet Gay. As luck would have it, there was a small press conference going on in the restaurant.

He saw familiar faces, but avoided eye contact and sat with his back to the reporters.

HH made a name for himself via an afternoon youth show, but soon faded into obscurity. He is now rumored to be a boy toy

After finishing his meal, HH left in a huff, head bowed. He looked embarrassed, but it was unclear if it was because he was caught by the press or because CG picked up the tab.

Ax to grind

It has become crystal clear why Closeted Hunk confessed about his Politico Admirer to Controversial Personality, who proceeded to spread the rumor like a virus.

CP has an ax to grind against PA. Turned out, PA is related to a romantic rival of CP.

Out of spite, CP could have goaded CH into blabbing about the nonaffair. CH could very well be delusional.

Being “nonconfrontational,” CP vanished before PA could retaliate, said a mole.

Kapuso sightings

Veteran Actress, last seen on the Kapatid channel, was reportedly spotted at the GMA 7 offices.

VA was supposedly escorted by Politico Sweetheart. Was she planning to make the big switch, or just giving her man a tour of the studio?

Also seen at the Kapuso head- quarters was Actor-politician, who is now a Kapamilya talent.

No, AP wasn’t jumping ship. It looked like he was chaperoning Leggy Daughter, a Kapuso artist.

True benefactor

Indie Hunk, whose pornographic video is all over the Net, has mysteriously disappeared from the scene.

Some fans suspect IH has relocated abroad and is now the kept boy of Rich Foreigner. But