Hammy hunk can’t fake romance
HUNKY Actor desperately needs to take acting classes—now na.
Boisterous Director was totally dissatisfied with HA’s lackluster performance. HA couldn’t convincingly convey something as simple as infatuation with Pretty Partner. BD had to hire an acting coach for HA.
Why can’t HA feign romance? Perhaps the rumors are true: HA prefers equally good-looking actors like himself.
Lift off
Taking advantage of a long vacation from her latest project, young Neophyte Starlet went under the knife courageously, if recklessly.
Voila! She now flaunts a perkier nose and seems to believe the new look would make her career zoom up, and her love life blossom.
NS wants to go miles away from her less-than-stellar past.
Next target
Flamboyant Celeb’s enduring obsession with hunky young men has reached a new high.
After playing with sporty types, FC is eyeing Macho Newcomer, a colleague in the same studio. FC requested to have MNas guest in a coming series of shows. FC is fully aware of MN’s unsavory reputation as a “gun for hire,” a professional peddler of pleasures, before show biz beckoned.
Tour of duty
Heard on the Radio Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday
to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
At the peak of her career, Lovely Starlet grew accustomed to a life of luxury. Now that her assignments have dwindled considerably, LS has had to compensate for lost income by turning tricks. Abroad.
She is very particular about her clientele, rejecting FilipinoAmericans who may recognize her from TV programs and movies. Just being cautious.
Too rich to bare
Picked up from the INQUIRER tabloid Bandera:
Ravishing Mom hit the jackpot with a successful project.
Before the career resurgence, there was a standing offer for RM to go sexy. RM nixed this tempting proposal repeatedly.
Well, RM has proven that she doesn’t need to bare to make big bucks. Besides, RM’s Politician Sweetheart would surely disapprove. ng trabaho sa ABS si (Owning up is a virtue.) Alex Medina handang
“angry bird.”
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Paulo.
feeling droga.” ( Dapat pa ba naman kayong pagsabihan?)
Gown ni Nancy Binay sa Sona na labas- cleavage nilait-lait. ( Tsk, tsk, let’s hope hindi na- hurt ’yung cleavage.)
Claudine echoserang palaka, ’di pala totoong babalik sa ABS
Echosera nga. Pero … pala-
Hindi alam ni Derek, pero pinagmamasdan ko siya, sinusundan ko ang mga galaw niya! –Ipe. (Creepy, dude.)
Christian hiniwalayan ang Romanian girlfriend, in love kay Andrea Torres. ( Matinik din, ha?)
Max Collins papatol na lang sa matanda kesa sa bakla. (All together, mga beki: Ouch!)
Kim Chiu ayaw talagang dyowain si Xian Lim; “Hindi big deal kung sabihin naming kami na o wala pa!” (Let us be the judge of that.)
GMA walang sama ng loob kay Ogie. ( E, di kaya asar?)
Vice unti-unti nang gumagaling ang lalamunan, pero tumataba dahil sa paggamit ng steroids. ( Tumataba? Hahahahaha!)
Azkals player Aly Borromeo, type dyowain ng mga bading, okey daw kahit isang gabi lang. (And the line goes around the block!)
Ryzza Mae na- shock sa regalong pink car ni Pops. ( Sana totoong car?)
Kaya biglang tumanda, sagad-sagad sa pagtatrabaho; Mark Herras ginawang DOM ni Ynna Asistio; malaki ang pautang kay Nadia? ( Aray!)