Top of the tabloids
Misery loves company, in - deed. Perhaps Notorious Personality didn’t want to be the only one with an unhappy, lonely Christmas.
NP purportedly introduced Longtime Pal to Wanton Seductress.
Weak-willed LP swiftly fell for WS’ wily ways.
LP’s family life was almost destroyed when Elegant Spouse uncovered the indiscretion.
Luckily, LP and ES patched up their differences and reconciled—rebuilding their broken home in time for the season of love and forgiveness. WS’ scheme failed, big time. Is it back to the drawing board for NP then?
Real culprit
Now it can be told. The true reason behind the breakup of a supposedly ideal couple would’ve been scandalous.
Loquacious Beau was already preparing to propose to Scintillating Sweetie.
One fine day, someone sent LB an incriminating photo of SS emerging from a hotel room with Past Lover.
LB went berserk and promptly dumped SS.
Everyone blames LB for the split up. But it turned out SS’ two-timing was the real culprit.
Tongue twister
Gorgeous Star yearns of striking gold abroad.
GS is quite hardworking—pounding the streets in pursuit of the big dream.
Alas, GS’ efforts were thwarted by a series of road blocks.
Apart from racism, GS had to contend with all sorts of biases and difficulties in the global arena.
Foreign Insider checked with Local Counterpart aboutGS’ background. FI had doubts that GS’ résumé was embellished.
Worse, FI claims that GS needs to work with a good dialect coach who can correct a rather faulty speaking voice and accent.
Certified jerk
Hunky Cutie has caused nothing but trouble to his exes.
HC would often fool around, hooking up with other women, right under his girlfriends’ noses.
HC also raided one sweetheart’s bank account, gambling away millions. The coup de grace? When the crap hit the fan, HC ran away with furniture from a former lover’s pad, too.
The guy is a certified jerk.
Busted beau
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Handsome Charmer’s luck ran out quickly.
HC was forced to part ways with latest girlfriend, whose affluent parents loathe him rather passionately.
According to a mole, the girl’s relatives have long suspected that HC is a gold-digger.
The poor heiress’ concerned parents hired a private investigator who then confirmed their worst fears.
They learned about HC’s previous sweetheart, Stunning Celebrity, who was also a victim of the guy’s user-friendly ways.
Busted!
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. ( And why we are moved, if we are moved.) Ogie Alcasid on working with Vice Ganda: “There’s mutual respect, siguro dahil singer at comedian din siya.” (The similarities end there...) Ronnie Alonte on how his fellow Hashtag members find his recent solo projects: “OK lang
sa kanila, grabe ang suporta nila sa ’kin. Ganun nila ako kama
hal.” (Bromance ever!) John Lloyd Cruz on being part of MMFF’s board of jurors this year: “Gusto kong maranasan ang Pasko na kasama ang Philippine cinema.” ( Mabuhay!) Eugene Domingo on the coming MMFF: “Kilala na po ang mga Pilipino sa paggawa ng magagandang pelikula sa buong mundo. Sana, ganoon din dito sa sarili nating bansa.” (Hope springs...) Mercedes Cabral urges the public to support the MMFF: “Film festivals are celebrations. Dapat suportahan... ‘Di dapat naghihilahan pababa.” (Agree! Spin-a-Win!) Bea Alonzo on working with Ian Veneracion: “Sobrang saya ko. Hindi pa ako pinapanganak
nag-aartista na ’to! Pero napa
ka-gwapo!” (Build him up, Buttercup... just to let him down!) Julia Montes on rumors that her and Coco Martin’s relationship “are on the rocks”: “On the rocks agad, e wala pa
nga sa boat! Relax lang tayo.” (Rock the boat, baby!) Jennlyn Mercado on celebrating her first Christmas without her MommyLydia: “Kung
paano ko isini-celebrate ang Pasko noong nandyan pa s’ya, ganun pa rin ang gagawin ko this year.” (Welcome to the new normal.) Andrea Torres on people bashing her for doing sexy shoots: “‘ Di ko na lang pinapatulan. Baka kung mag- explain ako lalo lang ako ma- bash.” (Best response: Silence of the lambs.)