Chubby celeb’s resolution goes down the drain
No wonder Chubby Celebrity is losing a protracted battle of the bulge.
CC has been waging this war for so long, some observers can only roll their eyes every time supporters claim victory.
A well-meaning mole spotted CC sweating it out in the gym—what a healthy way to start the new year!
Unfortunately, CC couldn’t help snacking between sessions. A witness reports that CC kept munching junk food while working out.
It’s not that CC is a glutton, our spy insists. It’s just that CC is a naturally jolly person with a hefty appetite.
Well, being a gourmand is in CC’s genes.
All the more reason, CC should be extra careful.
Battle of the bombshells
The enmity between Alluring Star and Perky Colleague has been festering for ages now.
AS hates PC who can’t help upstaging everyone in sight. Yes, including “elders” like AS. AS recently hogged headlines.
With dispatch, PC came out with a sensational bit of chika, too—effectively erasing AS from the public’s consciousness.
It won’t be surprising if AS is currently bristling, sharpening knives aimed at PC’s back.
Starlet wars redux
At a recent splashy event, Feisty Starlet steered clear of Perky Contemporary.
According to a source, FS was stewing in envy because PC had bagged a meaty role.
Problem was, FS was eyeing the same part.
PC, however, effortlessly romped away with the project—leaving FS to eat dust on the trail.
FS kept blabbing that PC “stole” the gig. Soon enough, PC got wind of FS’ sour gripes.
Ever since then, things have become rather awkward between the two.
Clash of the hunks
Girls aren’t the only ones who bicker behind the scenes. Boys also have their fair share of ego-fueled skirmishes.
Senior Hunk got insecure because the studio kept giving preferential treatment to Up- start Stud.
US was allowed to be tardy and skip appointments with impunity.
Punctual SH soon got fed up and walked out of a big affair.
SH went ballistic. But then again, SH was soon seen being consoled by Rich Benefactor!
Equal opportunity molester
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
It’s not just female coworkers who fall victim to Beleaguered Personality’s wandering hands.
Women staffers often complain that BP tends to be a tad too touchy-feely—grabbing their body parts especially when under the influence.
Now, even colorfully flamboyant colleagues cry harassment.
Transgender and gay insiders are not spared by BP whose libido respects no rules.
As a result, girls, gays, trans and tomboys avoid BP like some communicable disease.